Ever Since I Was A Young Hydrogen Particle 14 Billion Years Ago I Knew I Wanted To Be Wasting All The

crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently

I remember seeing Star Wars, and I have two older brothers, so they would always be Luke and Han and I would be stuck [being] R2-D2 for a hundred years, so… there’s that. So I shifted my obsessions from Star Wars, saying: “okay, you guys are gonna have all the Star Wars figures, I’ll have G.I. Joe”. So I started going really hog wild into G.I. Joe, and I had every single figure… and uh – and still do.

I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

sometimes i sit down to think of how gorgeous the life would feel if i was a mermaid living on the gold coast of australia. pretending to be an ordinary girl just to go ahead and jump into the water as soon as im done working, to swim with the fish and collect some beautiful shells... i would choose a mermaid life any day, but it didn't choose me. 🌊🐚🧜🏻‍♀️

my scripts at this point are basically just giant unorganized, unedited, fanfictions that have been written by a 7th grader that can only write in bullet points.

"they should be at the club" "they should be at the farmers market" "they should be at the public library" well i should be in my lovers arms but im not am i. life is full of disappointments

girls i don't know how many "ill figure it out"s ive got left