Crossing My Arms & Going Hmph About Some Things Currently

heavenly

𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know

someone actually needs to put me down

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

Patrick Wilson in Watchmen (2009)