Someone Actually Needs To Put Me Down

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

girls i don't know how many "ill figure it out"s ive got left

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

sometimes i sit down to think of how gorgeous the life would feel if i was a mermaid living on the gold coast of australia. pretending to be an ordinary girl just to go ahead and jump into the water as soon as im done working, to swim with the fish and collect some beautiful shells... i would choose a mermaid life any day, but it didn't choose me. 🌊🐚🧜🏻‍♀️

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently

I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.