Um- Thank You!? For Interacting With My Shitty Fanfic, My First Time Writing Smut And It's Not A Lot

Reject modern times, embrace the 2010s 🫵

☄️ Miku, Miku, Miku ☄️

Found the figure at Burlington, in the kids section for some reason but hey now they know about our Lord and Savior, Hatsune Miku <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠> (should've been a different outfit tho)

Fanart of our favorite loud blonde boy and proof that it's mine with Derivakat's 4am playing in the bg

Something something- I will finish my homoerotic fanfics before the american government drags me back to my country just so I can leave my legacy, writing a Captain Price smut story right now, it's about drive it's about power we stay horny we devour ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

I forgot I had a Tumblr 💀 here's my boy, Sam, as an apology- take it away bud

T1kT0k and In$st@ are letting me down so I guess I'm switching to Tumblr? I just want to do commissions again

should've been endgame, is klance still around???

So that's why I haven't been able to finish my fanfic ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙

It’s always

“When will fanfic writers update their stories?”

And never

“Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?”

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they’re stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

Simping for my own OCS ong, I WAN HIM- but he's married to my other OC so 😮‍💨

Alright, commissions are fully open, come one come all! Line up guys, I've got motivation and redbull running through me!