James' Response To Everything, All The Time: "Oh, You Want Me Bad."

the tragedy of regulus arcturus and the comedy of sirius orion

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SO real. I could, maybe, hypothetically still get behind prongs but wormtail and padfoot???

moony is such a cute nickname 10/10. and then there’s … the other three.

a lot of people tended to say that sirius and regulus looked alike, but the marauders and their friends never quite believed it. they looked much to different with one brother being so expressive with his facial features and the other wearing a mask that never slips.

it wasn’t until one day when barty had managed to convince regulus to pull a cute little joke on evan which then led to evan chasing them down the halls of hogwarts with nothing but murder on his mind. while running they managed to run into the posse of gryffindors as well as dorcas who was with them, and while passing, the group (bar dorcas) had to do a double take because the boy that had just passed them with a mischievous smile plastered on his face looked just like sirius.

jegulus size difference so james can manhadle regulus however he wants when they are having their freaky time? absolutely

but also! jegulus size difference so whenever james hugs regulus he completely engulfs him, not even a bit of him visible? fuck yeah.

i rest my case.

—Come on, it’s our reading time!

—James, I know it bores you to death. You hate reading time.

—Maybe, but I like spending time with you and I don’t hate that.

give me arrogant, selfish, egotistical james potter ! i want him to think the entire world revolves around him and that everyone owes him something ! i want to see his carefully put together image of superiority begin to crack and crumble when things don’t go his way ! i want james who has never heard the word ‘no’ in his life ! i want to see james potter walk all over people because his success is more important to him than others ! i want to see james get put in his place so hard by the one man that it ultimately changes the course of james’ life and james finally gets a fucking grip on reality and sees the world doesn’t revolve around him ! and that is because the entire world takes form in the body of regulus black !

oookay so. my headcanon is that both James and Fleamont have round glasses with gold frames, but not Harry. Harry has the same round frames but silver to match the silver of Regulus' rings and that he was the one who asked for them in that color when he was little for that very reason.

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this is exactly how i picture them haha

like remus and regulus would be perfectly civil with each other before wolfstar get together, perhaps a little teasing from regulus' side because of remus' feelings but not much. then wolfstar get together, and remus realises that regulus is very much NOT polite, instead a hellspawn sent personally to bother and pester him that he'll have to endure for the rest of his life because sirius is his forever.

but he usually gives it as good as he gets so its fine <3

love platonic moonwater but the idea of regulus being a brother in law sent straight from hell is so so funny to me.

Someone please write this fic 😭😭

"So what do you recommend to encourage affection?"

"Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable"