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It's like Dostoevsky said your worst problem is you fucked up

The Marauders decided to go to Vegas and lose James, who didn't want to drink too much because he "wanted to look perfect on the best day of his life". Sirius/Peter who accidentally drug them because they wanted everyone to loosen up and have fun before one of their own is sacrificed to the societal construct that is marriage. Wolfstar who end up marrying when high. The trio steal a cop car, get arrested and use their one phone call to call Regulus.

On the other side of the world in Amsterdam, the Skittles are in a similar predicament - somewhere during the night, they lost regulus. Rosekiller got married as a gag, Pandora is losing a finger and Dorcas started a riot.

Both of their hunt take place at the same time. Neither party lets the other know that the groom is missing.

Hi friends.

Does anyone know of a fic like the Hangover films but about Sirius, Remus and Pete trying to find James the day before his wedding with Regulus?

Or the other way round. Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas are looking for Regulus a day before his wedding.

I need it.

this is exactly how i picture them haha

like remus and regulus would be perfectly civil with each other before wolfstar get together, perhaps a little teasing from regulus' side because of remus' feelings but not much. then wolfstar get together, and remus realises that regulus is very much NOT polite, instead a hellspawn sent personally to bother and pester him that he'll have to endure for the rest of his life because sirius is his forever.

but he usually gives it as good as he gets so its fine <3

love platonic moonwater but the idea of regulus being a brother in law sent straight from hell is so so funny to me.

You're leaving now and my dreams will go with you / You'll forget me, you'll forget me / I know I'll lose a great love and a good friend too / So tell me how it will be / Me without you, me without you

First week back to school after sirius ran away.

james potter courts regulus black . ݁₊ ⊹

inspired by ancient greek art, so beautiful 🇬🇷🏛️🔱

has anyone written a greek/roman au?? if not pls do :) but not a tragic one i’m still not over patroclus

James "dogs are so weird, no matter how much you hurt them, they'll still love you" Potter vs Regulus "cats are so weird, they don't tell you what's wrong until it's too late" Black.

the tragedy of regulus arcturus and the comedy of sirius orion

ac: insntatt on ig/tt (please go leave a like, she’s a dearest friend of mine)

“I’ll never forget you,” James tells him. A smile on his face, love in his eyes. Regulus finds it hard to not believe him.

“I’ll never forget you,” he had said. Regulus comes to realise it was a lie when he sees James with his tongue down Evans’ throat. Kissing her like she is the only thing in his world. Perhaps she is.

“I’ll never forget you,” Regulus had whispered to no one in particular as he stepped towards a figure standing waist deep in icy cold water in that beautiful crystal cave.

“I’ll never forget you,” James whispers brokenly in his childhood room, the daily prophet announcing Regulus’ death crumpled slightly in his fist.

James' response to everything, all the time: "Oh, you want me bad."

when ppl say James is oblivious to someone flirting but I know him for the cocky shit he is who thinks everyone is flirting with him.

OOF now that's an idea

okay imagine after The Prank, Remus starts hanging out with the Slytherin Skittles. He obviously still hangs out with James and Peter, and Lily, Marlene, and Mary, but wherever they are, Sirius tends to follow. So he hangs out with the Skittles. And of course he won't tell them exactly what he and Sirius are arguing about, so he just says it was a prank. A bad prank. A disastrous one.

And it's obviously a new dynamic between the Skittles and Remus. Of course, his friends are fun and free and love pulling off insane pranks, but the Slytherins... they've actually got a bit of crazy to them.

So Barty, my crazy genius, decides that Regulus and Remus should fake-date to get back at Sirius. It's genius -- Sirius's ex-best friend (and still crush that 'no one knows about') dating his brother. Absolutely genius.

And Remus hates Sirius so much -- hates him because he could never hate him, even after what he did -- decides to go along with it.

So Regulus and Remus show up at the Great Hall, holding hands and looking all love-dovey. Barty is giggling so hard he almost gives it away. Sirius is glaring at them from the Gryffindor table, clutching his knife so hard his knuckles are bone white.

But James isn't looking at them at all. And now he won't talk to Remus, either.

Because James has been in love with Regulus for a while now, but he hasn't told anyone. And one of his best mates is holding Regulus's hand, and he wishes so hard it was him instead.

It's funny to me how a lot of people don't explore moonwater that way because to me as a sibling, the partner of my sibling also becomes an extension of them. i (and most of the time my sibling as well) tease them to no end and it's the same from their side.

Dating Sirius means he’s legally allowed to bully regulus for fun

SO real. I could, maybe, hypothetically still get behind prongs but wormtail and padfoot???

moony is such a cute nickname 10/10. and then there’s … the other three.

Remus after The Prank, crying himself to sleep, hurt, sad, angry, because he hates Sirius, because he loves Sirius, because he wants to hate him, he needs to, because he broke his trust but he’d still forgive him if he didn’t restrain himself.

Because Sirius was everything and suddenly was nothing, and Remus was on solid ground at one minute, and free falling from a cliff the at the next one. Because love wasn’t enough, because love isn’t enough, because he’s afraid love will never be enough.

And he hates himself, because even then, he doesn’t know if he can hate him.

One of my favourite movie quote goes, "Woh kehte hai main uss jaisa nahi, phir kyu mujh jaisa woh lagta hai?"

Translation: "They say I am not like him, then why does he feel like me?"

And that is my definition of love.

Remus pursed his lips. "What did you see in Regulus, anyways?"

"Myself," was James' immediate response.

oookay so. my headcanon is that both James and Fleamont have round glasses with gold frames, but not Harry. Harry has the same round frames but silver to match the silver of Regulus' rings and that he was the one who asked for them in that color when he was little for that very reason.

Thank u for coming to my talk show <3

After Jegulus breaks up:

James “I have a feeling you got everything you wanted / And you're not wasting time stuck here like me / You're just thinkin' it's a small thing that happened / The world ended when it happened to me” Potter

And

Regulus “I know it’s for the better / I know it’s for the better / I know it’s for the better / I know it’s for the better”

Is this... Are they PLAYING HOLI tf

a 10 things I hate about you AU added to the pile >:)

haunted by this duck

This works. TEAR-JERKER everytime.

Regulus "Go on, shout, scream, say something!" Black

and

James "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you." Potter

What. The. Fuck.

part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside

If I stretch my arms as far as they go, I can feel the edges of the sky

- 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

R. A. B.

do you guys want another edit i never put this here

divinity diminishes in front of pride & prejudice jegulus

"Mr.Potter..."

Forgot to post this here

things my asexual sibling said i think Evan would say:

"you couldn't handle my dick"

"motherfucker do i look like the type to be sleeping around"

"he wants me bad tho"

"and she looked me in disgust because i said i was a virgin, like it was a bad thing. my bad, i didn't know we had an update."

"no because then he has the audacity to call me a slut, the manwhore himself"

"i get all the bitches, and i don't even have to get naked"

"so i posted his dick on my story with his @ and everything because why did you think you were safe"

BUT BUT BUT specifically as James sees Regulus for the first time after they broke up when Regulus got the Dark Mark. All of them get to know the truth about Regulus finding and destroying the horcruxes and James. just. faints. Because he sees his beloved after he thought he had lost him. Voldemort is defeated, but the effects carry on. They're different men now. Hardened by war and misery. But James asks if they could fall in love again (even if they hadn't really fallen out of it) especially since he hadn't given Regulus any explanation, only left him standing on the Astronomy Tower once he had seen the Dark Mark on his wrist.

And Regulus breaks. Of course, he's always been waiting.

Jegulus Core

jegulus size difference so james can manhadle regulus however he wants when they are having their freaky time? absolutely

but also! jegulus size difference so whenever james hugs regulus he completely engulfs him, not even a bit of him visible? fuck yeah.

i rest my case.