It's Like Dostoevsky Said Your Worst Problem Is You Fucked Up

BUT BUT BUT specifically as James sees Regulus for the first time after they broke up when Regulus got the Dark Mark. All of them get to know the truth about Regulus finding and destroying the horcruxes and James. just. faints. Because he sees his beloved after he thought he had lost him. Voldemort is defeated, but the effects carry on. They're different men now. Hardened by war and misery. But James asks if they could fall in love again (even if they hadn't really fallen out of it) especially since he hadn't given Regulus any explanation, only left him standing on the Astronomy Tower once he had seen the Dark Mark on his wrist.

And Regulus breaks. Of course, he's always been waiting.

Jegulus Core

The Marauders decided to go to Vegas and lose James, who didn't want to drink too much because he "wanted to look perfect on the best day of his life". Sirius/Peter who accidentally drug them because they wanted everyone to loosen up and have fun before one of their own is sacrificed to the societal construct that is marriage. Wolfstar who end up marrying when high. The trio steal a cop car, get arrested and use their one phone call to call Regulus.

On the other side of the world in Amsterdam, the Skittles are in a similar predicament - somewhere during the night, they lost regulus. Rosekiller got married as a gag, Pandora is losing a finger and Dorcas started a riot.

Both of their hunt take place at the same time. Neither party lets the other know that the groom is missing.

Hi friends.

Does anyone know of a fic like the Hangover films but about Sirius, Remus and Pete trying to find James the day before his wedding with Regulus?

Or the other way round. Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas are looking for Regulus a day before his wedding.

I need it.

OOF now that's an idea

okay imagine after The Prank, Remus starts hanging out with the Slytherin Skittles. He obviously still hangs out with James and Peter, and Lily, Marlene, and Mary, but wherever they are, Sirius tends to follow. So he hangs out with the Skittles. And of course he won't tell them exactly what he and Sirius are arguing about, so he just says it was a prank. A bad prank. A disastrous one.

And it's obviously a new dynamic between the Skittles and Remus. Of course, his friends are fun and free and love pulling off insane pranks, but the Slytherins... they've actually got a bit of crazy to them.

So Barty, my crazy genius, decides that Regulus and Remus should fake-date to get back at Sirius. It's genius -- Sirius's ex-best friend (and still crush that 'no one knows about') dating his brother. Absolutely genius.

And Remus hates Sirius so much -- hates him because he could never hate him, even after what he did -- decides to go along with it.

So Regulus and Remus show up at the Great Hall, holding hands and looking all love-dovey. Barty is giggling so hard he almost gives it away. Sirius is glaring at them from the Gryffindor table, clutching his knife so hard his knuckles are bone white.

But James isn't looking at them at all. And now he won't talk to Remus, either.

Because James has been in love with Regulus for a while now, but he hasn't told anyone. And one of his best mates is holding Regulus's hand, and he wishes so hard it was him instead.

this is exactly how i picture them haha

like remus and regulus would be perfectly civil with each other before wolfstar get together, perhaps a little teasing from regulus' side because of remus' feelings but not much. then wolfstar get together, and remus realises that regulus is very much NOT polite, instead a hellspawn sent personally to bother and pester him that he'll have to endure for the rest of his life because sirius is his forever.

but he usually gives it as good as he gets so its fine <3

love platonic moonwater but the idea of regulus being a brother in law sent straight from hell is so so funny to me.

things my asexual sibling said i think Evan would say:

"you couldn't handle my dick"

"motherfucker do i look like the type to be sleeping around"

"he wants me bad tho"

"and she looked me in disgust because i said i was a virgin, like it was a bad thing. my bad, i didn't know we had an update."

"no because then he has the audacity to call me a slut, the manwhore himself"

"i get all the bitches, and i don't even have to get naked"

"so i posted his dick on my story with his @ and everything because why did you think you were safe"

oookay so. my headcanon is that both James and Fleamont have round glasses with gold frames, but not Harry. Harry has the same round frames but silver to match the silver of Regulus' rings and that he was the one who asked for them in that color when he was little for that very reason.

Thank u for coming to my talk show <3

What. The. Fuck.

part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside

haunted by this duck

jegulus size difference so james can manhadle regulus however he wants when they are having their freaky time? absolutely

but also! jegulus size difference so whenever james hugs regulus he completely engulfs him, not even a bit of him visible? fuck yeah.

i rest my case.

James' response to everything, all the time: "Oh, you want me bad."

when ppl say James is oblivious to someone flirting but I know him for the cocky shit he is who thinks everyone is flirting with him.