Manifested-phant0m - Let's Take Ibuprofen Together

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

glowsticks aren’t harmful

Take it from someone who has eaten one (by accident).

They taste funny, tangy, and don’t cause any problems. You could eat one yourself (please wash mouth our or eat smth afterwards) and be completely fine! The only that will suck is the aftertaste

my magical crystal ball tells me you’re full of shit

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I adore talking to myself when I’m alone because I find myself to be a comedian, but sometimes I wish I was like… in the Truman show or was secretly being recorded like a show and people would make videos or like… Gacha reacts to some of the stuff I say. Clowning around in the creators brain. I am my own fool in the kings court,

woe 1 million sycamores be upon ye

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Been getting back into Pokémon

What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #17 Meganium ref by @chokorin030 & Mareep ref by @Gokuchan