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Au where Shen Yuan gets transmigrated but it’s still his body just with a cultivation base which would be fine except he’s now living in a male power fantasy novel where all the men are six feet tall at minimum and the women are all supermodel shaped because Airplane wrote them and his perfectly average 5’6” ass suddenly has to look up at literally everyone.

And of course like this wasn’t humiliating enough the System seems to be putting him through every wife plot it can imagine only the Protagonist is too young so it is shoves another character into his place to “help”

Which is how Shen Yuan, seconds after leaving the inter dimensional hub world where the System so gleefully informed him that he was dead and it was his job to fix the plot of the webnovel he literally died mad about, finds himself falling from a portal that formed hundreds of feet in the air only to be caught by a rather alarmed looking Liu Qingge who just happened to be going on a hunt and came to investigate.

beginning sweetness never stays

Disciple Shen Yuan during the Qing generation. SY is on Qing Jing and is loved and well liked by (most) of his peers, even the ones off-peak! He only has two problems: 1: Him and Shen Jiu are at each other's throats constantly. It's like worse than a rivalry. People are convinced they legit want to kill each other. While expected from SJ, people are always surprised it's equally instigated and fought by SY. He's normally one of the sweetest people on his whole Peak!

2: SY, even while trying his hardest from his FIRST puberty to stop it, has a TERRIBLE ugly duckling phase. Poor kid has ALL the problems a teenager would feel embarrassed about except like tenfold. He got beat with the ugly stick till it broke. This is something that SJ picks at constantly, too, to try and make him self conscious. (SY is more upset that SJ doesn't even have breakouts, that prick.)

The Ascension of the current gen of Peak Lords is coming up in a few years and their Shizun is trying to pick a successor. It's between SJ and SY. SJ proves his tactical mind and engineers a plot to ensure that SY will be off Peak for at least five years; that way he won't be an obstacle! His plan works and SY has to leave the mountain to chase some maguffin. SJ is made SQQ and everything is peachy keen! He won! Fuck you, SY, you ugly cunt! The five-ish years pass. SY comes back. SJ is there to greet him and subtly mock him. Except. When SY flies in on his sword.

He's hot.

SY is like the hottest man that SJ has ever seen in his life and CQM is FILLED with unnaturally attractive men. SY looks better than a damn succubus. If SJ had less decorum and control he thinks he would explode right where he stood just by looking at him. SY's face, his lips, how his robes cling to his body, even the sloppy tousle of his hair. SJ instantly knows two things:

1: SJ has GOT to get this man under him like ASAP. From the looks of some of the people around him (other Peak Lords, Disciples, rubbernecking strangers) they are all having the exact same thought. That CAN NOT be allowed to happen.

2: SY, from the look he gives to SJ and how he's somehow rude about being polite to him, still absolutely fucking hates him. Which is- SJ doesn't wanna think too deeply about why that makes SY hotter to him for some reason. Some stones are better left unturned.

When Luo Binghe comes to the Sect, SJ is too busy fighting off rival suitors, trying to court SY, and (most importantly) trying to get SY to even LIKE him to start with. So LBH never gets the shitty Shizun experience.

TY for coming to my TED talk.

i love jang hayoung because of the frankly twilight zone ass question she poses to kim dokja with her mere existence which is "what if as a teenage boy you made a self insert oc into your favorite story and then years later you were transported to the world of the story and you met your self insert and she had gotten herself on estrogen"

The hermitcraft court system is the most insane thing ever

What do you mean random things are decided by like the most obscure minigames that the judge comes up with

What do you mean the case opens up with a bunch of fireworks going off INDOORS and killing and/or almost killing people

What do you mean half the time they'd be better off representing themselves without a lawyer to the point mumbo just stood behind scar and spoke for him

What do you mean doc shows up as a lawyer in a maid dress and then tries to hijack the case multiple times to find out who the ore snatcher is

What do you mean every side got punished INCLUDING THE LAWYER

Well except for scar, scar apparently is the only innocent party here.

The way mumbo wouldn't of been in any trouble if he didn't throw a cubic meter of bricks through beefs window lol

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

doublelife! desertduo realness

Desertduo designs to celebrate season 3 >w<

i wanna make a post one day explaining this in full detail but tldr headcanon each soulbound pair has a connecting accessory that signifies the other/their relationship >Grian’s soulbound accessory is a pair of handcuffs (which in game is represented by the fishing rod that he uses on scar in session 1). He can grab a hold of things with the free side of the cuff but cannot remove the handcuffs from his person >and Scar’s soulbound accessory is the key that connects to the Grian’s handcuffs (not represented by anything but he wears it like a necklace)

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Props to PAN4-nim for staying very on brand and making all the TCF manhwa covers just dad Cale. Like it's just Cale and his kids guys. That's all there is to it. It's their world, us and all the other characters are just living in it. Just Dad Cale and his 3 children✨️👌😭💕

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