love this sm
it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning
These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
learned like 3 new tosses and now I'm bored w flag💔 wish they had taught us some choreo instead of fundamentals before the end of training
"after lunch we will rest
so what did we do this morning?
we will talk about this until we remember
we won't remember"
i don't speak Russian so if this is incorrect I'm sorry
DENNIS! WALK AWAY RN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (i know he won't.)
man i had the BEST dream last night (political assassination), so u can imagine my soul-crushing disappointment upon waking
his ability to be outlandishly silly in serious situations is honestly relieving
hey so what did you expect. she's a human being with a heart who just took the lives of a lot of animals
i recognize that door
truly remarkable he is unaware and aware at the same time
this bit is just a whole lotta no. he's not gonna die obviously bc she likes him and her heart isn't really in it but this is still foul
all he did was take care of people around him and his wish was for denji and power to live and be happy it was so selfless but he couldn't even have that. he never did anything bad or wrong. aki please wake up. snap out of it. ill forever mourn you aki hayakawa.
i thought this was relatable until I saw the scar. keep suffering pls yoru🙏🏾 and asa keep being great idk
this sounds crazy out of context
crazy how they're both half right except for the cats and dogs thing.
i bet you if he proves it she'll think he's an even bigger loser