I Have Been Saving This Since Last Year. Happy Earth Day Everyone.

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

The cruelty of racist white men.

A very accurate and timely twitter thread. 👌

your hands, i want to hold them.

the peach emoji,  ;)

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Yo

If you cook a burger on a griddle or pan than isn't that just a meat pancake?

gg

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

I feel like death if death was on her period and just got hit by a bus.