apart from a small community of indiviuals with matzo ball fever, no one has ever significantly fetishized judaism. this is because judaism is not particularly cool. we dont have the hardcore metal deathsex imagery of the christians nor do we have the white-america-scaring streed cred of islam. and now thanks to zionism fully showing its hand as a cornball nazi crybaby ideology we will probably never be able to be cool either unless we bring back our communist roots by significantly reviving bundism or smth. its all so embarassing frankly. all we have atp is uncut gems
idgaf anymore i’ll say it.
if you are converting and this is the shit you post publicly and believe:
just know lmao you’re not welcome. you have never been welcome at a single point in jewish history. you get jews killed.
this isn’t about differences of opinion. this is about believing:
1. half the jews in the world are oppressors
2. revisionist history
3. blood libel
4. holocaust inversion
5. absolute fucking lies. like blatant, easily disproven lies.
6. the demonization of OUR rights, OUR landback, OUR decolonization.
7. that we deserve to be oppressed.
there is a difference between disagreeing and perpetuating lies about and harm toward your people, or the people you are joining. i disagree with fellow jews every day. however, we all have common decency.
believing this shit means you support erasing our history, destroying our culture, shitting on our religion, and you are not a jew, nor will you ever be one. you are a fucking interloper. a cossack pretending.
there is nothing jewish about this.
(and yes, a prominent “prospective convert” posted this so kiss my ass.)
don’t try celebrating hanukkah either lmao. the maccabees would have ripped you a new asshole.
Jewish culture is so rad. The humor and the cooperative overlapping and the sprinkles of Jewish languages peppering a conversation that feels like little fireworks in my brain. The pragmatism, emphasis on learning and education, the food obsession, the insults are on another level. How completely unserious we can be. The superstitions and folklore and social mores. The way that we can all instantly clock a JVP faker at a hundred paces. The ease and connection that every single Jew has with each other. It’s so healing and it feels like a warm bath for me.
Two Beta Israel (Ethiopian Jewish) men rejoice during Simchat Torah. x
Christian media: "Scroll if you support the Devil, but stay for salvation from our savior, Jesus Christ"
Jewish media: "HOLY SHIT HOW ARE WE NOT DEAD?!"
Would you explain to a black person what is and isn't racism? To a woman what is and isn't misogyny? Would you dictate what's allowed to make trans people feel unsafe, and what isn't sufficiently transphobic? Say to a Democrat who vandalized a Trump 2024 sign that actually the fact that they got thrown into an almost-freezing river and were only allowed out after they yelled "Trump 2024!" was only fair, since obviously that's what they deserve for vandalizing? No?
Then why the fuck is it okay to do it for Jews?
i think about this post a lot