stay on the floor where you belong
Since I have absolutely nothing to post, thought I'd share something I made a while ago again
Sorry hi anyone else going crazy thinking about 13 year old Saiki dying alone to stop the volcano and no one knowing what happened or why or how. They just know there was maybe like. An earthquake, a muted pop, and then when they went to investigate there was just a dead kid. Like is anyone e;lse haunted. Hey. Hey guys. Guys i promise im normal you can talk to me is anyone else haunted right now is anyone else really really really haunted. Jesus schistttttt
seeing your mutuals post angry targeted rants is like seeing your parents fight before the divorce
Pairing: Aiura x Kuriko
Rating: Explicit
"Kuriko days" are a rare treat, but all the more delicious when she feels bold enough to experiment.
Add a little scented inspiration, and Aiura is in for a wonderful yuri-ful time... 👀
(Source)
Height: 167 cm (5 ft 5.75 in) (Can vary) -> 167.6 cm (5 ft 5.98 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239
Weight: 52 kg (114.64 lbs) (Can vary)
Birthday: August 16
Blood Type: Unknown
Favorite Food: Sweets
Notes: A psi user.
His name, Saiki Kusuo, is based on the word 'psychic'.
(Courtesy of the translator's notes in Vol 3 Ch 20)
Height: 175 cm (5 ft 8.9 in).
Weight: 64 kg (141.1 lbs).
Birthday: May 13
Blood Type: B
Special Skill: Sucking up to his boss
Notes: Crappy salaryman.
Weight: Secret
Birthday: May 14
Blood Type: O
Dream: World Peace
Notes: She's scary when she snaps.
Height: About 191 cm (6 ft 3.2 in) -> 192 cm (6 ft 3.59 in) as of Vol 15 Ch 161.5 -> 191.3 cm (6 ft 3.31 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239
Weight: Used to be 79 kg (174.17 lbs) -> Confirmed to be 79 kg (174.17 lbs) as of Vol 15 Ch 161.5
Birthday: May 9? -> Confirmed to be May 9th as of Vol 15 Ch 161.5
Blood Type: Either O or B -> Confirmed to be O as of Vol 15 Ch 161.5
Childhood Dream: To be a carpenter
Notes: A mysterious idiot
Height: 161 cm (5 ft 3.39 in) 159 cm (5 ft 2.6 in) -> 158.9 cm (5 ft 2.56 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239 -> 158.8 cm (5 ft 2.52 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239
Weight: 45 kg (99.21 lbs)
Birthday: Unknown (October 3)
Blood Type: Secret (AB)
Favorite Color: Jet-black
Notes A solitary chuunibyou sufferer.
His name, Kaidou Shun, is based on the word 'Shunkan idou' which means teleport.
(Courtesy of the translator's notes in Vol 3 Ch 20)
Height: 156 cm (5 ft 1.42 in)
Weight: --kg
Birthday: June 11
Blood Type: B
Embarrassing Past: She maintained a website during her 3rd year of junior high which contained a novel she'd written with herself as the protagonist (It has since been closed)
Notes: A romantic maiden
Hairo Kineshi
Height: 171 cm (5 ft 7.32 in)
Weight: 58 kg (127.87 lbs)
Birthday: June 18
Blood Type: AB
Favorite Sport: Tennis
Notes: A hot-blooded energetic boy.
His name, Hairo Kineshi, is based on the word 'pyrokinesis'.
(Courtesy of the translator's notes in Vol 3 Ch 20)
Height: 164 cm (5 ft 4.57 in)
Weight: ? kg
Birthday: August 6th
Blood Type: A
No. of people that asked her out: 0
Note: Extremely-definitely-most-loved girl
Her name, Teruhashi Kokomi, is based on the word 'telepathy'.
(Courtesy of the translator's notes in Vol 3 Ch 20)
Height: 165 cm (5 ft 4.96 in)
Weight: 53 kg (116.85 lbs)
Birthday: September 26th
Blood Type: A
Unexpected Background: Ex-yankee
Note: Contrary to his looks he is still in his 30s
Height: 176 cm (5 ft 9.29 in)
Weight: 64 kg (141.1 lbs)
Birthday: June 27th
Blood Type: O
Previous Job: A certain major famous publisher
Note: Homeless Magician
Height: 177 cm (5 ft 9.69 in)
Weight: 61 kg (134.48 lbs)
Birthday: September 10th
Blood Type: B
First Love: Miko-Chan (A ghost)
Notes: Spiritual medium from a temple family
T/N: His name is a pun on toritsukareta - the japanese word for being possessed (like by a ghost)
Height: 178 cm (5 ft 10.08 in)
Weight: 64 kg (141.1 lbs)
Birthday: March 4th
Blood Type: A
Dreams For The Future: Marry his sister.
Notes: Perverted older brother
T/N: Psi pun names! Teruhashi is a pun on telephathy! His stage name (Mugami Toru - 六神 通), uses the same kanji as the japanese word for the six spiritual penetrations of Buddhism (六神 通 Roku-Jinzu).
(Kanji copied from the wiki)
Height: 160 cm (5 ft 2.99 in)
Weight: 48 kg (105.82 lbs)
Birthday: April 15th
Blood Type: A
Main Diet: Beansprouts, bread crusts
Notes: An unlucky, poor girl.
T/N: Mera's name (目良 千里) basically uses the same kanji as the japanese word for clairvoyance (千里眼)
(Kanji copied from the wiki and google translate)
Height: 106 cm (3 ft 5.73 in)
Weight: 18 kg (39.68 lbs)
Birthday: June 3rd
Blood Type: O
Latest Concern: Where do babies come from?
Notes: An innocent troublemaker.
T/N: His name is a pun on the Japanese word for astral projection (Yuutai Ridatsu)
Height: 173 cm (5 ft 8.11 in)
Weight: 65 kg (143.3 lbs)
Birthday: September 2nd
Past Nicknames:
Carnage Middle's Murder Weapon
Kuboyasu the Demon Killer
Mullet Wearing Aren
Notes: A delinquent who looks like what you'd get if you mixed Saiki and Kaidou.
T/N: Aren's name is an anagram of clairvoyance (The Japanese spelling of the English word) "ku bo ya su a re n" -> "ku re a bo ya n su"
Height: 154 cm (5 ft 0.63 in)
Weight: It's ♡ a ♡ secret
Birthday: March 24th
Blood Type: O
Subscribed To: Non-No Magazine
Notes: Fashionable Grandma.
Height: 168 cm (5 ft 6.14 in)
Weight: 54 kg (119.05 lbs)
Birthday: March 25th
Blood Type: A
Dreams For The Future: 3 generations living in one home
Notes: Tsundere Grandpa
T/N: Their names use the same pun as the rest of the Saiki family. Saiki Ku = psychic.
(Heart copy paste)
Height: 179 cm (5 ft 10.47 in)
Weight 63 kg (138.89 lbs)
Birthday: June 16th
Blood Type: B
Average Amount Of Sleep: 17 minutes
Notes: Ma(socist)d s(adist)cientist older brother
T/N: Same name pun as the rest of the Saiki family - Saiki Ku = psychic
Height: 163 cm (5 ft 4.17 in) (When wearing his custom-made boots: 173 cm (5 ft 8.11 in))
Weight: 50 kg (110.23 lbs)
Birthday: September 8th
Blood Type: O
His Birthday Present Last Year: A private island
Notes: The kind of rich you always see in manga
T/N: His name is a pun on psychometry
Height: 149 cm (4 ft 10.66 in)
Weight: You can't ask a lady something like that~! ♡
Birthday: April 13th
Blood Type: A
Favorite Saying: Cute is justice
Notes: A girl who looks like she's putting up a fight but actually has no chance of winning.
T/N: Her name is a pun on time leap (ie time travel) ri fu ta i mu -> taimu riifu -> taimu riipu* -> time leap (*in Japanese the difference between "fu" and "pu" is ふ vs ぷ)
(fu copy paste, pu copy paste, and heart copy paste)
Height: 166 cm (5 ft 5.35 in)
Weight: Yeah there's no way I'm telling you!!
Birthday: September 7th
Blood Type: B
Motto: A heart that foresees, a body that's not for sale
Notes: A totally ridonkulous fortune tell girl.
T/N: The kanji that make up her name (相卜 命) is a pun on different kinds of fortune telling. 相 = fortune telling based on physical things (like palm reading, facial feature fortune telling, feng shui, etc),卜 = fortune telling/predictions about the near future (this is stuff like tarot cards, drawing fortunes at a shrine, etc) and 命 = your fate based on the time/place of your birth (think like horoscopes).
(Kanji copied from the wiki)
Height: 169.9 cm (5 ft 6.89 in)
Weight: 61.0 kg (134.48 lbs)
Birthday: January 25th
Blood Type: A
Hobbies: Watching movies and reading.
Notes: Nothing special.
Height: You want to know my height? To be perfectly honest, I'm not very tall, but I believe the last time I measured I was 15-... Oh, but this was two months ago so it may have changed since then... and although I say changed, I certainly don't mean to imply that my height may have decreased. Generally speaking, people tend not grow shorter. Also I do believe I'm still in my growth period, so I can say with confidence that I've almost certainly grown during these past two months. By the way, do you know about growing pains? Lately my joints have quite sore. If I compare my recent pains to the pain I felt prior to these last two months, then by my estimate I should currently be about 15-... Oh, did you also know that when measuring your height, it can vary by up to 2 centimeters between morning and night? When you sleep, the pressure placed upon your vertebrae is less, so you're at your tallest right when you wake up. Then you gradually shrink throughout the day. I believe when I measured myself two months ago it was about 11:40, so if I had measured myself right after waking up then I believe I would be one, or possibly even two centimeters taller. Knowing this, do you still want to know my height? The number is completely arbitrary, so there really would be no point in knowing, yes? I can't say I'm all that fond of pointless endeavors. Besides...
(Ok sounds like someone doesn't wanna reveal how short he is... Anyway I looked up some stuff about growth in teenage boys and I didn't go past the first page of google cuz I'm lazy but teenagers typically grow 1.25 cm (0.49 in) to 5 cm (1.97 in) in a month during a growth spurt. This gives a range of about 2.5 cm (0.98 in) to 10 cm (3.94 in) that he's grown throughout the 2 months he mentioned. Since he remarks on being "quite sore" it's probably around the higher range but we'll be conservative for a more accurate range and say he's only grown 2.5 cm (0.98 in). Now Akechi seems the type of guy to document his height down to multiple decimal points but I'm only willing to round to the hundredths place giving us a high point of 159.99 cm (5 ft 2.99 in) and a low of 150 cm (4 ft 11.06 in). The growth is at least 2.5 cm (0.98 in) so he's currently between 152.5 cm (5 ft 0.04 in) and 159.99 cm (5 ft 2.99 in) and used to be between 150 cm (4 ft 11.06 in) and 157.49 cm (5 ft 2 in).)
T/N: The first kanji in Touma (透真) and the first kanji in Akechi/Asumi (明智/明日) make the kanji for invisibility (透明)
(All kanji copied from the wiki except the 日 in the Asumi kanji which isn't there for some reason and took me multiple google searches describing what it looked like to find and you can imagine how stupid I felt when simply putting in "asumi kanji" got me the correct kanji but you can also literally look up "day kanji" and get the symbol by itself, anyway this profile data sheet was definitely the most pain in the ass to transcribe and it was even majorly due to the essay I had to copy about his height that we still don't even know!)
Height: 166 cm (5 ft 5.35 in)
Weight: 48.6 kg (107.15 lbs)
Birthday: August 28th
Blood Type: O
Number of Times Hit By Lightning: 6
Notes: A super unlucky girl.
T/N: Her name is a pun on healing. The kanji in Suzumiya (鈴宮) can also be pronounced as ringu: ringu hii -> hiiringu -> healing
(Kanji copied from the wiki)
Nendou: 191 cm (6 ft 3.2 in) -> 192 cm (6 ft 3.59 in) as of Vol 15 Ch 161.5 -> 191.3 cm (6 ft 3.31 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239
Kuusuke: 179 cm (5 ft 10.47 in)
Makoto: 178 cm (5 ft 10.08 in)
Toritsuka: 177 cm (5 ft 9.69 in)
Chouno: 176 cm (5 ft 9.29 in)
Kuniharu: 175 cm (5 ft 8.9 in)
Kuboyasu: 173 cm (5 ft 8.11 in)
Saiko when wearing his custom made boots: 173 cm (5 ft 8.11 in)
Hairo: 171 cm (5 ft 7.32 in)
Satou: 169.9 cm (5 ft 6.89 in)
Kumagoro: 168 cm (5 ft 6.14 in)
Saiki: 167 cm (5 ft 5.75 in) -> 167.6 cm (5 ft 5.98 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239
Aiura: 166 cm (5 ft 5.35 in)
Suzumiya: 166 cm (5 ft 5.35 in)
Michael: 165 cm (5 ft 4.96 in)
Teruhashi: 164 cm (5 ft 4.57 in)
Saiko: 163 cm (5 ft 4.17 in)
Mera: 160 cm (5 ft 2.99 in)
~Akechi: 159.999 cm (5 ft 2.99 in)*
Kaidou: 159 cm (5 ft 2.6 in) -> 158.9 cm (5 ft 2.56 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239 -> 158.8 cm (5 ft 2.52 in) as of Vol 23 Ch 239
Yumehara: 156 cm (5 ft 1.42 in)
Kumi: 154 cm (5 ft 0.63 in)
~Akechi: 152.5 cm (5 ft 0.04 in)*
Rifuta: 149 cm (4 ft 10.66 in)
Yuuta: 106 cm (3 ft 5.73 in)
Kurumi: Not listed
Akechi: Big explanation that I'm not copying again*
*Akechi did not provide a definite height
Nendou: ~79 kg (174.17 lbs) (It's definitely 79 kg (174.17 lbs) according to Vol 15 Ch 161.5)
Kuboyasu: 65 kg (143.3 lbs)
Kuniharu: 64 kg (141.1 lbs)
Chouno: 64 kg (141.1 lbs)
Makoto: 64 kg (141.1 lbs)
Kuusuke: 63 kg (138.89 lbs)
Toritsuka: 61 kg (134.48 lbs)
Satou: 61.0 kg (134.48 lbs)
Hairo: 58 kg (127.87 lbs)
Kumagoro: 54 kg (119.05 lbs)
Michael 53 kg (116.85 lbs)
Saiki: 52 kg (114.64 lbs)
Saiko: 50 kg (110.23 lbs)
Suzumiya: 48.6 kg (107.15 lbs)
Mera: 48 kg (105.82 lbs)
Kaidou: 45 kg (99.21 lbs)
Yuuta: 18 kg (39.68 lbs)
Kurumi: Secret
Yumehara: --kg
Teruhashi: ? kg
Kumi: It's ♡ a ♡ secret
Rifuta: You can't ask a lady something like that~! ♡
Aiura: Yeah there's no way I'm telling you!!
Akechi: Not listed
Satou: January 25th ( 01 / 25 )
Makoto: March 4th ( 03 / 04 )
Kumi: March 24th ( 03 / 24 )
Kumagoro: March 25th ( 03 /25 )
Rifuta: April 13th ( 04 / 13 )
Mera: April 15th ( 04 / 15 )
Nendou: May 9th ( 05 / 09 )
Kuniharu: May 13th ( 05 / 13 )
Kurumi: May 14th ( 05 / 14 )
Yuuta: June 3rd ( 06 / 03 )
Yumehara: June 11th ( 06 / 11 )
Kuusuke: June 16th ( 06 / 16 )
Hairo: June 18th ( 06 / 18 )
Chouno: June 27th ( 06 / 27 )
Teruhashi: August 6th ( 08 / 06 )
Saiki: August 16th ( 08 / 16 )
Suzumiya: August 28th ( 08 / 28 )
Kuboyasu: September 2nd ( 09 / 02 )
Aiura: September 7th ( 09 / 07 )
Saiko: September 8th ( 09 / 08 )
Toritsuka: September 10th ( 09 / 10 )
Michael: September 26th ( 09 / 26 )
Kaidou: October 3rd ( 10 / 03 )
Akechi: Not listed
Teruhashi
Michael
Makoto
Mera
Kuboyasu
Kumagoro
Rifuta
Satou
Kuniharu
Nendou*
Yumehara
Toritsuka
Kuusuke
Aiura
Kaidou
Hairo
Kurumi
Nendou*
Chouno
Yuuta
Kumi
Saiko
Suzumiya
Saiki: Unknown
Nendou: Either O or B*
Akechi: Not listed
*Nendou's blood type is "either O or B" (It's confirmed O as of Vol 15 Ch 161.5)
Saiki Kusuo (Vol 0 Ch 0.1)
(Mentioned only as Saiki's father, not by name, and with a different appearance) Saiki Kuniharu (Vol 0 Ch 0.1)
(Mentioned only as Saiki's mother, not by name, and with a different appearance) Saiki Kurumi (Vol 0 Ch 0.1)
Nendou Riki (Vol 0 Ch 0.1)
(Not named, but the same appearance) Takahashi (Vol 0 Ch 0.1)
Chouno Uryoku / Nakanishi Kouta (Vol 0 Ch 0.3)
Michael / Ikemi Kazuya / Ike San (Vol 0 Ch 0.3)
(As a memorial picture) Takeuchi Riki (Vol 0 Ch 0.4)
Nendou Midori (Vol 0 Ch 0.4)
Kaidou Shun (Vol 0 Ch 0.6)
Saiki Kusuo (Vol 1 Ch 1)
Saiki Kuniharu (Vol 1 Ch 1)
Saiki Kurumi (Vol 1 Ch 1)
Principal Kanda Pinsuke (Vol 1 Ch 2 but name is revealed in Vol 14 Ch 140)
Nendou Riki (Vol 1 Ch 2)
Takahashi (Vol 1 Ch 2)
Matsuzaki (Vol 1 Ch 2)
Kaidou Shun (Vol 1 Ch 3)
Teruhashi Kokomi (Vol 1 Ch 5)
Yumehara Chiyo (Vol 1 Ch 5)
Shinoda Takeru (Vol 1 Ch 5)
Hairo Kineshi (Vol 1 Ch 6)
Zolbe (Vol 1 Ch 6)
Kongou Tsuyoshi (Vol 2 Ch 10)
Chouno Uryoku / (Real name revealed in this chapter) Nakanishi Kouta (Vol 2 Ch 14)
Michael / (Real name revealed in this chapter) Ikemi Kazuya / Ike San (Vol 2 Ch 14)
(As a ghost) Takeuchi Riki (Vol 2 Ch 16)
Toritsuka Reita (Vol 2 Ch 17)
Sawakita Kouki (Vol 3 Ch 22)
Shima (Vol 3 Ch 26)
Anpu (Vol 4 Ch 36)
Yokota (Vol 4 Ch 37 but name is revealed in Vol 6 Ch 58)
Murata (Vol 4 Ch 37 but name is revealed in Vol 6 Ch 58)
(Yes I'm counting her as her own character if the popularity rankings can then so can I) Saiki Kusuko / Kuriko (Vol 4 Ch 37)
Teruhashi Makoto / Mugami Toru (Vol 5 Ch 41)
Nendou Midori (Vol 5 Ch 46)
Mera Chisato (Vol 5 Ch 47)
Cafe Mami Manager (Vol 5 Ch 47)
(Since I counted Kuriko I might as well count the cat) Sai (Vol 5 Ch 49)
Pushee (Vol 5 Ch 49)
Kaidou's mom (Vol 5 Ch 51)
Iridatsu Yuuta (Vol 6 Ch 53)
Yuuta's mom (Vol 6 Ch 53)
The Girls Who Didn't Want To Be In a Group With Nendou For The School Trip (Vol 6 Ch 55)
Onimatsu (Vol 6 Ch 62)
Kuboyasu Aren (Vol 7 Ch 65)
Saiki Kumi (Vol 9 Ch 92)
Saiki Kumagoro (Vol 9 Ch 92)
(With 2 lines in a flashback) Kuusuke Saiki (Vol 9 Ch 94 Though he appears on the cover of Vol 10 and is officially introduced in Vol 10 Ch 103)
Makino Arisu (Vol 10 Ch 96)
The Teruhashi Fanclub / The Kokomins (Vol 10 Ch 101)
Saiko Metori (Vol 11 Ch 114)
The Fucking Hamster (by Me) / MJ (by Saiki) / Chickentaro (by Hairo) / Inferno Dragonweiz (by Kaidou) / Shun (by Yumehara) / Riki Jr. Mark II (by Nendou) (Vol 13 Ch 135)
Azuma (Vol 13 Ch 139)
Rifuta Imu (Vol 14 Ch 143)
Jouten Manako (Vol 15 Ch 156)
Kameima Shouzou (Vol 15 Ch 156)
Aiura Mikoto (Vol 16 Ch 162)
Maki Shiiko (Vol 16 Ch 171)
Shiragami Fudekichi (Vol 16 Ch 172)
Satou Hiroshi (Vol 17 Ch 180)
The Baseball Club (Vol 17 Ch 180)
Akechi Touma (Vol 20 Ch 210)
Kaidou Toki (Vol 20 Ch 213)
Kaidou Sora (Vol 20 Ch 213)
Venus Tsukiko (Vol 21 Ch 220)
Warp (Vol 21 Ch 222)
Iguchi Takumi (Vol 22 Ch 238)
Kuboyasu Rean (Vol 24 Ch 251)
Suzumiya Hii (Vol 24 Ch 257)
KusuΩ (Vol 24 Ch 259)
Toritsuka Reita (Vol 2 Ch 17 Though technically he actually transfers in Vol 2 Ch 18)
Kuboyasu Aren (Vol 7 Ch 65)
Saiko Metori (Vol 11 Ch 114)
Aiura Mikoto (Vol 16 Ch 162)
Akechi Touma (Vol 20 Ch 210)
Suzumiya Hii (Vol 24 Ch 257)
(Note: Wrestling weight classes are the maximum weight you can be to compete in that class. You can compete in any class above yours.)
57 kg (125 lbs):
Kumagoro: 54 kg (119.05 lbs) Michael 53 kg (116.85 lbs)
61 kg (134 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
65 kg (143 lbs):
Kuusuke: 63 kg (138.89 lbs) Kuniharu: 64 kg (141.1 lbs) Chouno: 64 kg (141.1 lbs)
70 kg (154 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
74 kg (163 lbs):
79 kg (174 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
86 kg (190 lbs):
92 kg (203 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
97 kg (214 lbs):
125 kg (276 lbs):
55 kg (121 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
1. Kumagoro: 54 kg (119.05 lbs) 2. Michael 53 kg (116.85 lbs)
60 kg (132 lbs):
63 kg (139 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
Kuusuke: 63 kg (138.89 lbs)
67 kg (148 lbs):
Kuniharu: 64 kg (141.1 lbs) Chouno: 64 kg (141.1 lbs)
72 kg (159 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
77 kg (170 lbs):
82 kg (181 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
87 kg (192 lbs):
97 kg (214 lbs):
100kg+ (228lbs+):
50 kg (110 lbs):
53 kg (117 lbs):
55 kg (121 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
57 kg (126 lbs):
59 kg (130 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
62 kg (137 lbs):
65 kg (143 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
68 kg (150 lbs):
72 kg (159 lbs) (non-Olympic class):
76 kg (168 lbs):
Idk where Kurumi and Kumi go in this cuz they didn't give their weights so they don't get to compete in the Olympics :(
34–38 kg (75-84 lbs):
41 kg (90 lbs):
44 kg (97 lbs):
48 kg (106 lbs):
52 kg (115 lbs):
57 kg (126 lbs):
62 kg (137 lbs):
68 kg (150 lbs):
75 kg (165 lbs):
85 kg (187 lbs):
41 to 45 kg (90 to 99 lbs):
Kaidou: 45 kg (99.21 lbs)
48 kg (106 lbs):
51 kg (112 lbs):
Saiko: 50 kg (110.23 lbs)
55 kg (121 lbs):
Saiki: 52 kg (114.64 lbs)
60 kg (132 lbs):
Hairo: 58 kg (127.87 lbs)
65 kg (143 lbs):
Toritsuka: 61 kg (134.48 lbs) Satou: 61.0 kg (134.48 lbs) Makoto: 64 kg (141.1 lbs) Kuboyasu: 65 kg (143.3 lbs)
71 kg (157 lbs):
80 kg (176 lbs):
Nendou: 79 kg (174.17 lbs)
92 kg (203 lbs):
110 kg (243 lbs):
Akechi would go somewhere in here if he gave his weight but he didn't so he doesn't get to compete in the Youth Olympics :(
57 kg (126 lbs):
Kaidou(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 45 kg (99.21 lbs) Saiko(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 50 kg (110.23 lbs) Saiki(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 52 kg (114.64 lbs)
61 kg (134 lbs):
Hairo(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 58 kg (127.87 lbs) Satou(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 61.0 kg (134.48 lbs) Toritsuka(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 61 kg (134.48 lbs)
65 kg (143 lbs):
Kuusuke: 63 kg (138.89 lbs) Makoto(At the end of the series OR with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 64 kg (141.1 lbs) Kuboyasu(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 65 kg (143.3 lbs)
70 kg (154 lbs):
74 kg (163 lbs):
79 kg (174 lbs):
Nendou(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 79 kg (174.17 lbs)
86 kg (190 lbs):
92 kg (203 lbs):
97 kg (214 lbs):
125 kg (276 lbs):
Akechi (At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization) would go here if he gave his weight but he didn't so he doesn't get to compete in the Youth Olympics :(
29 to 33 kg (64 to 73 lbs):
36 kg (79 lbs):
39 kg (86 lbs):
42 kg (93 lbs):
46 kg (101 lbs):
50 kg (110 lbs):
54 kg (119 lbs):
58 kg (128 lbs):
62 kg (137 lbs):
66 kg (146 lbs):
Rifuta would go somewhere in here if she gave her weight but she didn't so she doesn't get to do compete in the youth Olympics :(
36 to 40 kg (79 to 88 lbs):
43 kg (95 lbs):
46 kg (101 lbs):
49 kg (108 lbs):
Mera: 48 kg (105.82 lbs) Suzumiya: 48.6 kg (107.15 lbs)
53 kg (117 lbs):
57 kg (126 lbs):
61 kg (134 lbs):
65 kg (143 lbs):
69 kg (152 lbs):
73 kg (161 lbs):
Rifuta (At the end of the series OR with a medical certificate and parental authorization) would go somewhere in here if she gave her weight but she didn't so she doesn't get to compete in the Youth Olympics. Yumehara, Teruhashi, and Aiura would also go somewhere in here if they had given their weights but they didn't so they also don't get to compete in the Youth Olympics :(
50 kg (110 lbs):
Mera(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 48 kg (105.82 lbs) Suzumiya(At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization): 48.6 kg (107.15 lbs)
53 kg (117 lbs):
55 kg (121 lbs):
57 kg (126 lbs):
59 kg (130 lbs):
62 kg (137 lbs):
65 kg (143 lbs):
68 kg (150 lbs):
72 kg (159 lbs):
76 kg (168 lbs):
Yumehara, Teruhashi, and Aiura would all (At the end of the series AND with a medical certificate and parental authorization) go somewhere in here if they had given their weights but they didn't so they also don't get to compete in the Youth Olympics :(
Unfortunately there is no Olympic wrestling for 5 year olds so Yuuta does not get to compete in any league of the Olympics.
Kurumi, Yumehara, Teruhashi, Kumi, Rifuta, Aiura, and Akechi did not provide their weights which as you can imagine makes it somewhat difficult to sort them into weight classes.
They can all just wrestle each other I guess. (My money's on Aiura)
They are so death note coded it’s insane
everytime ao3 goes down im so glad that i always load the entire fic at once instead of going chapter by chapter
They are so death note coded it’s insane
Trying Aiura on my inconsistent art style
Well, you gotta remember that any baby Saiki has is going to get at least half of his genes and Saiki was shapeshifting in the womb, so I would assume the fetus would, out of self-preservation, take drastic action.
Like perhaps:
Shapeshift itself smaller so it can fit in the next most convenient organ
Protest directly into Saiki's brain with telepathy every time he even thinks about turning back into a dude and threatening to make him extra nauseous or smth
Ectopic mpreg threatening to kill them both so Saiki will transform back in a hurry
Release hormones to force-fem Saiki so he won't want to turn back into his usual shape (babies can manipulate their mothers via hormones in real life 😬)
Sidestep all of this by pulling on ancient genes to become an egg that gets externalized quickly instead of dealing with being in a shapeshifter for 9 months
Some potential for a bizarre Spy vs Spy gregnancy fic where the fetus has to move heaven and earth to keep the pregnancy going hsfjdlshfks
2024 Poor Meow Meow Wrapped
Congratulations!
You watched that scene 231 times.
You shook that cringefail loser in a Pringles can 126 times.
You wrung them out to dry 188 times.
You spent 262,985 minutes thinking about them. That is over 6 months nonstop!
You created 13 fan playlists.
You wrote over 200k words about them... in your head.
You posted none of that fanfiction on AO3.
Top 0,0001% of fans worldwide.
if it hasnt been done, Kusuke Saiki from the disasterous life of saiki k.
Kusuke Saiki from the Disasterous Life of Saiki K is transfem!
A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.
It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.
Nothing can convince me Yumehara isn't a kpop fan. I was a boy-crazy middle schooler and I fell pray to kpop like a helpless critter. The different sets of pretty boys with almost character-like personalities and fucking color themes like power rangers grabbed me by the neck and didn't let go until I was 20. Yumehara MUST be going through it at this very moment.
(Teruhashi doesn't really get it, but she's supportive regardless)
Thinks people are gross & stupid
Waste of time, 2 busy being unethical
He's only 19 so not too much viable slut time yet (hopefully 😬)
He has robots 🤖
Brocon too strong
Thinks people are gross & stupid, so does it for self harm reasons 🇫
Whatever he did to those women when showing off to Toritsuka could've been learned during slut era
Apparently he was a clothing model?? Why did he do that. maybe for slut reasons...
Rebellious teenager who happens to be hot and exotic in Cambridge reasons
random rant but actually im so sick and fucking tired of this fandom being so disgusting to aroace people under the guise of defending us 😭 actually i DONT want a bunch of alloromantics telling ME what aroace rep should or shouldnt look like, and i definitely dont want other aroace people telling me my view of aroace people is wrong because it doesnt fit what they think we should all be like!!!!
❓ Hard to believe Mr. Hypervigilance wouldn't notice, especially considering the resulting CLANG!!.
Me shaking kusuke by tbe shoulders: what the fuck is wrong with you
Kusuke: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚✌🏻
It looks good!...
If you look at it while getting run over drowned and getting soap poured into your eyes 😭😭😭
this bitch doesn’t even know what subtext is 🤦♂️ god is dead and asou suichi is too!!!
ive been watching a lot of saiki k recently, so i doodled him. unsure why he is pondering his mental orb though, it was just a corner page doodle.
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i have a disease that makes me see every female character as a lesbian and its called being smarter than everyone