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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

happy valentine's day!!!! mary goore be upon ye

(prints)

Romance is dead, do it for the bit

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

I’m so glad tumblr doesn’t tell you the amount of users who have seen your post because the thought of being perceived scares me

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor