Going Into This Bio Exam Knowing Brown Eyes Are Dominant, Blue Eyes Are Submissive, And That Punettes

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

i work at *unnamed* law firm, specifically in the car accident area and this is exactly what it feels like to drive after every picture i've seen. i'm so scared of being degloved.

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

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"Qué delicada manera de soñar tiene tu alma... Jamás me había topado con una tan pura como la tuya, pareciera que veo al cielo andar sobre la tierra, y es glorioso, majestuoso y tierno; todo eso eres tú."

-https://esuemmanuel.tumblr.com/page/3

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El Hombre de la Soledad.

Esu Emmanuel© © Esu Emmanuel G. y www.esuemmanuel.tumblr.com, 2014 - 2023. Queda estrictamente...

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back to the one picture a day💪🏽 for some reason all day today ive been upset. i dont know at what or why but im just upset. i think reading fan fiction all night will heal me so im gonna grab a snack and do that. do some self care tonight ladies, you deserve it<3

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"so, when i die, which i must do

could it shine down here with you?"

-mitski, my beloved<3

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just watched the exorcist believer and i am floored that they actually sent that little girl to hell, we watched her get dragged down to hell! they committed to her death! hilarious! loved when the priest got his head whipped around too those little girls looked so happy turning their heads lol.

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"Heaven is the bronze horse statue you sat me on. i was young and you're smile shone brighter than the hot sun that soaked that horse for hours before we showed up. But i was young and i had so few memories where you were good to me, even now, so many years later. The burn on my thighs could never compare to the pride i had of making you happy, dad."

-guess who. again.

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haha... hey you guys... its been awhile huh? haha. anyways ive been thinking a lot about pedro pascal since hes my soulmate and the loml. also ive been thinking about how that might be tied to my relationship with my father, who i no longer speak to, so maybe someone can decipher that for me lol. i should probably make another account where i can shit post too because i have so many ideas that i dont really want to dedicate a whole post to. also there are things i wanna reblog but i dont want... i dont really want you guys thinking im some kind of degenerate freak

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🪄🦄🧞‍♀️🧞🧚🏼🧚‍♂️🧙‍♀️🪻🌑🔮

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"In the distance i see the town we met

clouds open, surrounding the town like a school of fish, sun beaming on the church we spent easter at 3 years ago in the mexican countryside.

you took me out back to help you pick flowers. i gave you so much more.

It's so far now.

the fog is about to put an end to my reminiscing."

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so soo many things to say, first, tumblr psychologist. i need help. why is it that when my family wants me to eat more even when i say no, it almost brings me to tears? next, 2 (TWO) family members so far have asked to see my bf, i told them i didnt have one, and BOTH went "oh... youre 20 though right?" Also the only thing i've done so far is read AO3 smut/fan fic on my kindle so i hope yall are proud. OH AND i am genuinely doing really well here :) i get up early, wash dishes, take care of myself, and read. its almost like im not mentally ill lol

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Purple, color of the intuition

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"while the mountains sang their songs for me

and i was carrying their tune

we gorged ourselves on strawberries

telling stories of our youth

then the sun shone its gospel down

we were soaking it all in

the wind comes and cools our skin

that's when the leaves would start listening"

-a song i wrote about chilling with my grandma

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i'm back home!! regularly scheduled updates will be back on track tomorrow night :) thank you to everyone for your patience. also hello to all the new followers :D we've got over 70 people in the family now!!! im thinking of posting house inspo so we can pretend we all live together. but seriously though i really appreciate every single one of you, you've all been so amazing :) love you mwah<3

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