Ok tumblr today I am going to ramble about something. It was discussed in the obikin discord i thinkkk probably about a year ago now? But:
Obligate cannibal stewjoni.
I figure thats not everyone’s jam, so more about biological logistics and how that applies to our good friend Obi-wan below the cut vv
So I know the biology surrounding an obligate cannibal would have to be kind of funky but basically in my mind the prion diseases that would kill irl humans provides a necessary nutrient in stewjoni lifeforms. Perhaps two or more separate humanoid species are the only living things left on the planet after its other meat sources have been hunted to extinction, leaving only the humanoid species left. Maybe a herbivore group vs a group of obligate carnivores? Or maybe it’s just one carnivorous group that utilizes slavery/human husbandry/ human sacrifice? Regardless, it causes them to evolve over time into obligate cannibals. Or something. I offer you an obi-wan with pointed, ripping teeth and (optionally) nails that grow in naturally sharp.
I figure the temple provides Obi-wan with synthetic meat or supplement pills or something that has the added nutrients needed for a stewjoni initiate, so he never actually feels the craving for humanoid flesh until he gets put in a situation where those rations are not readily available to him. I also figure they probably give him special classes on his own biology so he knows how important it actually is to keep those rations/supplements on him at all times, but. You know. Shit just happens to Obi-wan LOL.
Qui-gon discovering a young Obi-wan on Melida-Daan wide eyed and drenched in blood, having gone without his supplements for too long for the first time and deciding that no, he will NOT in fact train this feral animal (he does infact begrudgingly train this feral animal). Qui-gon is wary of this boy, treats him like a dangerous animal that needs to be controlled, and in response, ever grateful for the chance to probe that he is not too wild to be domesticated, his padawan becomes just that. Obi-wan is the perfect jedi, you would scarcely know of his origin planet if not for those teeth (he files his nails down and smiles with his mouth closed. Nothing to be done for speaking, unfortunately.)
There is a significantly more upsetting, dead-dove rabbithole that could be followed regarding one Anakin Skywalker’s missing hand and a master that is Not Normal about his padawan, how something about the boy just makes his teeth itch for the hot, steady gush of fresh blood, but I digress. Im always down to talk about weird starwarse biology and even moreso about obligate cannibal obiwan, but I think I will leave this here for now… :3
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Rey stepped back a little, reverently, as Jedi Master Luke took the lightsaber.
His lightsaber. It had been his father’s, then his, and now it was his again. And-
-he threw it away.
Rey just sort of stared for a moment.
Master Luke may have said something. He may not. Rey simply didn’t process a thing for at least ten seconds.
“...what was that for?” she demanded.
“Did you think I’d come out here into hiding because I didn’t have a lightsaber?” Luke asked, looking at her like she was a bit odd.
“But – I brought your lightsaber back,” Rey objected, not really sure how to handle this complete inversion of her expectations.
Luke shrugged. “It’s not mine, anyway,” he said. “It’s my father’s. I have a strong attachment to my lightsaber, which I built by myself, while brooding alone on a desert planet.”
“Like Jakku?” Rey asked.
“...I guess, yeah, like Jakku,” Luke allowed. “Weird one to bring up, though. Why Jakku?”
“I grew up there,” Rey explained. “With no idea who my parents were… all I really had were stories and the knowledge that I wanted to leave Jakku as soon as possible.”
Luke didn’t reply, favouring her with a strange look.
“I suppose I did learn some technical skills, at least,” she went on. “Then I had to help a droid get to safety with plans the First Order wanted, plans vital to the survival of the Resistance.”
Luke looked like he was going to say something, but refrained.
“You remember the Millennium Falcon?” Rey asked. “My friend and I had to flee the planet in it, just ahead of First Order fighters and starships… then one thing led to another and I had to help in destroying the most vulnerable point on a First Order superweapon. And I’m trying to deal with my connection to the Force.”
“I know the feeling,” Luke muttered, almost too quiet to hear.
Rey frowned slightly. “And… I don’t know what it is, but I have this weird feeling that I might be related to a really evil Sith somehow-”
“Okay, okay, I get it!” Luke shouted.
“...sorry?” Rey apologized, nervously.
“Not you,” Luke assured her. “I was speaking to the Force. I get it, you don’t need to be this blatant.”
He reached out his hand, catching the blue saber as it flew back up the slope, then tossed it underhand through the air to Rey.
She caught it, automatically, and Luke examined her with a critical eye.
“All right,” he said. “So, let’s see… have you got any friends in imminent trouble? Recent escape from a Resistance base?”
“Not yet, when I left, but the evacuation was going to have to be soon,” Rey answered. “I assume they’ve already done it… I hope they’ve got away safely.”
“Yeah, probably hasn’t happened,” Luke said. “They’re in trouble somehow. Could be they escaped to somewhere the First Order is already waiting, could be that they’re being chased directly… could be they’re in trouble to lure you into a trap.”
He shot her a grin, and it transformed his whole face, all his body language.
“The Force is not being subtle,” he said. “So I’m not going to be subtle back. What’s your name, anyway?”
“Rey,” Rey introduced herself.
“Well, Rey,” Luke said, lacing his hands together. “I’m going to make you into a Jedi. And then we are going to redeem the kark out of whoever your Sith ancestor is.”
Three very eventful weeks later, Sheev Palpatine existed in timeless harmony with the Force.
This was an enormous surprise to him.
“How, exactly, did that happen?” he asked the air, or the world, or the Force itself. “How in the kriff did Skywalker convince me to redeem myself by sacrificing myself to stop myself?”
“Not that I’d have an idea,” Anakin Skywalker said, fading into perception behind him. “But I’d guess it’s something he got from Padme’s side.”
“Oh, shut up,” Palpatine muttered.
He couldn’t even be properly angry any more, though it seemed that redemption did not prevent testiness.
Though meeting Obi-Wan Kenobi would probably have made that clear anyway.
"You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!"
It's Spring Break this week and I decided that I'd use it to try to make a comic for the first time and ... it's actually so fun? Like, can I drop out of grad school and just do this instead?
Also, I kind of broke my own heart drawing this :(
I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen
What if a Jedi's eyes glowed to match their lightsaber tho
A swap au you say?
mhm... something like that :)
The Skywalker chin dimple got my crying rn
Post-Episode 5 reaction
I just had a random thought: As long as a force-sensitive person's body is still present in the galaxy, their "presence" will remain with it until it is fully decomposed. This is why jedi burn their dead, so that their friends can live on in the force instead of decaying alongside their physical bodies. The Empire preserved Luminara's corpse because they knew that other jedi would sense her presence clinging to her body, therefore come to rescue her because they would think she was still alive.
That makes... a horrible amount of sense ghghghkgdhs.
HELLO, GORDON! my comic for the HLVRAI E-Comic Anthology is finally out! I had lots of fun making it, and I hope the horror i felt when i first watched this scene came through in my drawing >:] enjoy!