8 HOURS

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

clouse (clown mouse)

Same.

i need to go to BED

”don’t be mad at Jorge about the stream cancelling” BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY I COULD NEVER BE ANGRY, THE ODYSSEY MUSICAL BEING AFFECTED BY A STORM? Beautiful

the prophecy is true

safe keeping

dare i say Breached Containment

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

   ∧ __ ∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ　 / ( •ω•。)   しーＪ  (nnノ) pat pat

Sometimes when xie lian leaves ghost city for more than, say, a few hours, hua cheng defaults to sculpting statues of him to deal with the pining and the yearning

Which results in xie lian coming home to like three to five more statues of him in Qiandeng temple

"San Lang i was gone for...a day?"

"Actually, it was 26 hours, 32 minutes and 6 seconds but regardless of that...I missed gege."