THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

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yearning

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

Sometimes when xie lian leaves ghost city for more than, say, a few hours, hua cheng defaults to sculpting statues of him to deal with the pining and the yearning

Which results in xie lian coming home to like three to five more statues of him in Qiandeng temple

"San Lang i was gone for...a day?"

"Actually, it was 26 hours, 32 minutes and 6 seconds but regardless of that...I missed gege."

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass