I love the difference in brother in law relationships between Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen, and Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng so much. It’s like:
Lan Xichen: my brother in law? I find him absolutely delightful. A little high spirited, but loves my brother and is just what he needs in life. I’ve been trying to get them together for over 16 years now.
Wei Wuxian: Zewu Jun? So much respect for him. Literally the chillest guy I know. Plays the flute, like me. Top 3 nicest people I’ve ever met. Doesn’t hate me, unlike Lan Zhan’s uncle.
Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng: prick.
Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:
Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.
A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:
If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.
something that i will always remember of technoblade is how he was kind just for the sake of it.
i will remember him claiming the monopoly sound was too loud for him to hear wilbur when he spoke of techno staying up all night to comfort him when he was sick. i will remember him taking the time to add watermarks for his artists when they themselves forgot. i will remember niki and sophie saying how he always somehow made sure they never felt excluded or neglected and how he would hate it, it would embarrass him when they spoke of his kindness publicly. i will remember him personally dming ponk to thank them for sending a 45-minute video of someone feeding hotdogs to raccoons in chat and timestamping his favorite part. i will remember his love for the people who created for him, how he would keep his mentions on for everyone before his fanart tag was formed and would just scroll and scroll to make sure not to miss any art someone made for him. i will remember half his friends and peers having some kind of a story of him reaching out to them during tough days, reassuring them, believing in them, making them feel loved.
i will remember him in every act of kindness i receive and i will remember him during times in my life when i will need to remind myself to be kind despite it all.
Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
Compilation of werewolf Ratio and vampire Aventurine for Halloween month
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4