More Marauders (but It’s Literally Just Sirius)as Things I Heard At My Great ✨catholic School✨

IM SORRY BUT TONGUES AND TEETH BY THE CRANE WIVES IS LITERALLY REGULUS?!?!?

Regulus Did I beat you at your own game? Black

And

Sirius Typical of me to put us all to shame Black

Regulus: I’m having an internal breakdown but externally

Sirius: it doesn’t work like that, whore

Remus: shut up, I’m trying to get my daily 1 hour of sleep

James: guys, be nice

Peter: *asleep*

(This was actually a conversation that happened at my school camp)

Does anyone else have that little phase every once in a while where books and stuff become just words on a page or a screen?

It’s really sad.

patroclus texting achilles

Hello Magnus Archives Community

Please enjoy this singular meme I’ve made for all your eye needs before we disappear back into the shadows

I had this really weird dream last night that regulus was going to work but Sirius had taken his phone and he was really upset. Then James came and stared baking him a new phone. Like full on eggs and flour and shit. It was really cute but I’m still kinda scared. Like what was that about??

This is happening and I won’t be taking any arguments

I think we're all missing something very important

He's cheering

Ive come on here for one reason. And that is to say that Sirius was definitely, 100% an astrology girlie. Thank you and goodnight

Dorcas: So regulus, do you have a crush on anyone?

Regulus: the only crush I have is my crushing anxiety

Regulus: and also James

(Inspired by a post by @ivysincorrectquotes!)