I Should NOT Have Laughed As Much As I Did

James: I would SAVAGELY murder someone for you

Sirius: I would too!

James: You’re welcome

Sirius: I love you!!

IM SORRY BUT TONGUES AND TEETH BY THE CRANE WIVES IS LITERALLY REGULUS?!?!?

Sirius, talking to regulus: Listen, I know your spirit animal is a catipillar that’s been stepped on, but mine is the mighty wolf

Marauders & co. at an airport/ on a plane

James: Looks in every shop at the airport, is really hyper up until he gets on the plane, then he’s pretty chill

Sirius: Terrified of flying on a plane (will fly on a literal broomstick but can’t even think about flying in an enclosed space). Brings his skincare to do on the plane.

Remus: Forces everyone to get to the airport early, packs the night before, is at least 20 people’s airport crush. Reads the whole plane ride

Peter: Brings snacks, magazines, games. Gets lost but makes friends with some random person who he’ll never see again

Marlene: Goes into every shop with James, will not chill out on the plane (always asks the flight attendants a million questions), is that annoying person who claps when the plane lands

Lily: Helps Remus rangle everyone into coming to the airport early, has her whole suitcase organised, sleeps on the plane

Mary: Forces everyone to get to the gate early, first in line onto the plane, gets really stressed (especially going through security)

Regulus: Looks chill, but he’s actually really scared of planes (like Sirius), has monogrammed luggage, listens to music on the plane. Sits on the aisle seat

Pandora: Is actually super chill, has the “we get there when we get there” mentality. If no one dragged her along to be early she’d turn up as the gate was closing. Brings her latest craft project onto the plane (not like messy stuff, like crochet or embroidery or smth)

Dorcas: Makes sure no one gets lost, is at least 20 people’s airport crush (like Remus), is willing to put people on one of those backpack leash things. Talks to people on the plane.

Evan: Tired™️. It doesn’t matter if the flight is at 1pm, he’ll still sleep at every chance he gets. Goes crazy when the airport has a Lego shop. Sleeps on the plane (obvi)

Barty: Is extremely annoying. Won’t be ready when everyone has to leave, definitely forgot something at home, is super annoying on the flight (will be that person that “asks questions” when the flight attendants are doing the safety thing), claps when the plane lands.

James and Sirius lost a bet with Mary and now they’re wearing adorable play boy girls costumes.

(Sirius lost on purpose eheh)

Oh and Moony and Reg are here too

(I’m going to hell I know)

Ive come on here for one reason. And that is to say that Sirius was definitely, 100% an astrology girlie. Thank you and goodnight

goth georgie reblog if you agree

Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream

Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this

Peter: *already gone*

Regulus: Not this early

James: I’m listening babe 😍

Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*

Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating

Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other

Silence

Sirius: james…

James: *literally running for his life*

Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful

Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?

Thetis: No. Why do you ask?

Achilles: No. Reason.

*later at the mountain*

Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.

Patroclus: Oh?

Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Chiron: i ship it.

Thetis: What the fuck

James: I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re my centre of gravity, without you, everything would float away and life would be nothing. I just don’t know how to explain how much I love you, my love for you is what I am now, I am nothing if not complete adoration for everything you do.

Sirius: I love you too prongs, you’ll never really know how much, but I do love you, so so much

*emotional loving embrace*

Regulus standing in the corner: what the fuck did I just witness

Remus: get used to it bud