Been Howling At These For Half An Hour

Need my robot body yesterday I’ve got the ick

Grumpy 

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

when aristotle said humans like to hear the same story told over and over again for catharsis he was talking about the texas chainsaw massacre remakes not any of those gay little greek tragedies

Mad about moths ♡

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

Angela Greene: Platypus Room (1984)

Any time I see somebody who has the same 150 tabs open at all times, I immediately learn two things about them:

1. This person never learned how to use bookmarks.

2. When their browser inevitably crashes in some way that prevents the “Restore Previous Session” button from working it will be a life-altering event.

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.