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Latest Posts by marywillowfae - Page 8
hannibal + riverdale quotes again
Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
Water from these bad boys is a potion ingredient. Libra essence.
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“Rats are the lowest and most despised creatures of all. If they have purpose, so do we.”
*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
Losing it over the sweeps over the ENTIRE keyboard
And that last “chord” of literally all the notes sounds like a laser omg
Just remembered that the Death Waltz is a thing that exists, and I’ve decided that it’s the theme music for my boss fight.
Sometimes tutorials for speedrunning games that include the use of glitches really read like a weird genre of horror
Like “At this point, you can only walk backwards. Whatever you do, do not turn around. You cannot look at the village! If you catch even a glimpse of the village, the forbidden rock will be loaded into your consoles memory and your game will crash!”
My life is a rougelike and I only have 100 psychic health so I respawn every two minutes with zero progress
every time i think, i take 10 damage
Yes yes and yes! All the "You have all the freedom when creating your character, you're not even limited to male/female binary!" that they promised is implemented terribly and with the least amount of effort or thought and by now I'm sure it's there at all just for 'woke points' and it's really despicable 🤬
This game is a fucking joke I swear
Consider: Eye socket liner
Based on your general vibes, you’re fucking amazing at eyeliner; based on your handwriting, you’re shit at eyeliner
I DO NOT HAVE EYES BUT YOUR POINT STILL STANDS
Wow okay uhm.. Spyro the Dragon, Diablo 2, Final Fantasy VIII, Baldurs Gate 2, Breath of Fire III
Need for Speed Underground, Midnight Club 2, Mercenaries: World in Flames, Black, Quake II.
Honorable Mentions: Mech Warrior, Doom !&II.
Man, I wish the world was as interesting as this flowchart implies.
Surely if The Rock was executed by Trump for pedophilia then he would be supporting the democrats anyways.
"Hungry, maybe, but surely I can do something else a little longer and then make something to eat oh god oh fuck I waited too long and now I feel terrible and cooking something feels impossible and I'll just have to order way too expensive and unhealthy fast food again"
One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"
I'm still scrobbling away, since like 2012
bring back last.fm
been howling at these for half an hour
Finally, a client who understands
Good but isn't Bohemian a term that has been used since at least the 60s for certain intellectual/artist communities? Regarding the "fast fashion trend" thing..
Terms_of_Engagement on Instagram
Resource Carrd
It's like being a healer in an MMO, saying "Aah why did you die? I could have sworn my heal went through"
Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t ready yet. that’s still recharging.”
Due to personal reasons I am not sure if I am going to be able to make it to the meeting on Friday or Friday night and I will be out of town for a few days and then I will be unable to attend the meeting on the 27th and I will be unable to attend the meeting on the 27th and I will be unable to attend the meeting on the 27th and...
“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business
This is what full circle looks like
if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.
What? Yes. That’s the name of my son. What were you thinking?
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
@catsuggest Look they touche the beans :o
I disturbed his nap
Hangry!
