✧ Undercover AU Masterpost ✧

Im NEVER ever painting AGAIN. (He says, like a liar)

OK OK some note to self on my version of Talon!Dick :D This stuff is VERY canon divergent and Im doing my best to make sense of how things should or might work in this au with what little knowledge I have sob sob.

Im sorry if this is super confusing, I don’t even have a proper timeline yet DHHSJD But im working on it beleve it or not-

Brainstorm of this AU below! Canon? Timeline? Who’s that? We’ll work on that LATER. I like throwing ideas around and let it bounce around like a windows screensaver :’]

CW! for Mentioned mental/physical torture (Not graphic or detailed)

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...the dc/batman crossover got you too huh...

(assuming u mean dp/batman) yeah.... my ass looking for dp fics like 'FINE i'll try the crossover fic' and immediately finding it's filled with delicious character dynamics that just don't really work with solely dp cast and then realizing i've been endeared to the characters and want to know more what can i say, i'm a huge fan of danny having to put up with shit like 'welp. thats a ghost. and batman doesn't have ecto-weapons... shit that means it's my problem. oh for fucks sake now they're stalking me.' i love to see this idiot dig himself into deeper and deeper holes

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Masterlist

Ghost: Wanted: Ghost x König x Reader [HEAVY SMUT] Oral Support - Ghost x Reader

Ghost w/ a Petite S/O

Ghost w/ an Innocent S/O

The Type of Yandere Ghost is

Yandere Simon "Ghost" Riley Headcanons

Simon "Ghost" Riley w/ a Pregnant S/O

Simon "Ghost" Riley NSFW Alphabet

Ghost of Christmas Past [Ghost x Reader]

Simon “Ghost” Riley Headcanons

Ghost x Plus Size Reader Headcanons

Platonic Yandere Ghost x Childhood Best Friend Reader

Ghost w/ an S/O who Wears Glasses

Platonic Yandere Ghost x Reader Headcanons

König:

Wanted: Ghost x König x Reader [HEAVY SMUT]

König Headcanons

Yandere König x Reader Headcanons [Coming Soon!]

König x Plus Size Reader Headcanons

Dominant König Headcanons

König w/ his S/O during a Panic Attack

König w/ an S/O who Wears Glasses

König w/ a Mommy Kink

König w/ a Petite S/O

Submissive König Headcanons

König w/ a Pregnant S/O

Breeding König

Thigh Riding w/ König

Alejandro:

Yandere Alejandro Headcanons

Price:

Yandere Captain Price Headcanons

Graves

Yandere Phillip Graves Headcanons

All:

MW2 waking up next to their S/O

MW2 w/ an S/O who is insecure about their Stretch Marks

Masterpost

FOR UKRAINIANS WANTING TO GET TO POLAND

You can take your animals with you, they only need to be vaccinated against rabies and have a microchip. Know that there are vets on the border that are vaccinating animals.

Kids are able to enter without documents. They won't be separated from their parents.

You need any kind of identification to enter right now, doesn't have to be a passport.

Covid vaccines are available for people that are entering

There is also no quarantine after you enter

Please stay safe

Edit: people started to ask for sources so I'm happy to provide them

https://www.wetgiw.gov.pl/main/aktualnosci/Tymczasowa-procedura-przemieszczania-zwierzat-towarzyszacych-z-terytorium-Ukrainy-na-teren-Polski-przez-osoby-nie-posiadajace-kompletu-dokumentow-weterynaryjnych-dla-psow-kotow-i-fretek/idn:1999

https://www.strazgraniczna.pl/pl/aktualnosci/informacje-o-granicy-polsko-uk/9870,Zniesiona-kwarantanna-na-granicy-z-UA.html

https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

https://www.gov.pl/web/zdrowie/szczepienia-przeciw-covid-19-cudzoziemcow-narodowosci-ukrainskiej

All of them are official government or border guard website

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I always love the idea of Danny just, sensing death off Jason Todd because it makes some sort of sense. Like Danny going, “You! You’ve got ectoplasm in your eyes!”

And I know it’s because of the popular idea that the Lazarus Pit is just one giant pool of ectoplasm but what if it really is just the stench of death?

Cuz if that’s the care then, oh boy, will he be plugging his nose going into Wayne Manor.

Bruce? Almost always on the brink of death. Reapers even said he kept escaping them. In Batman Endgame (spoilers for those who haven’t read) he dies in the end but due to comic book logic he is completed healed, albeit at the cost of his memories.

Damian died during Batman Incorporated! Luckily revived by a Chaos Shard from Darkseid. (Of course, not without a road trip of his body continuously getting stolen and a small crossover with Frankenstein.)

Dick “died” twice but one just made his heart stop for a minute and the other got his memories taken. (I don’t what tell you but a bullet to the head from KGBeast should’ve done him in.) There is also an Injustice death and some Elseworlds (which are just non canon) but that doesn’t count.

Tim’s hasn’t died per say but he has had two faked deaths and two Elseworld deaths. Said fake deaths were just because he got kidnapped. Man for the third Robin, you’d think he’d be at the lower end of the kidnapped chart.

If anything, (and if my information is correct) Tim’s probably got the least deaths that involve physical injury or repercussions.

So that brings me to the AU where Danny is in Gotham Academy and inexplicably makes friends with Tim!

Danny, of course, senses a stronger scent of death on Tim—most of Gotham has an underlying death smell—and reasons it is because his dead brother/cop other brother/adrenaline junkie father. Nothing can prepare him for the absolute concentration of fresh death when he goes over to Wayne Manor for a project.

The butler who opens the door reeks of death—he remembers Tim mentioning offhand that their butler did Special Forces—and Danny has to stop himself from flinching away. He awkwardly slides in and does his best not to stand too close to the man.

Tim is, fortunately, there but before they can head up to Tim’s room the cop brother, Dick, pops out. Not as strong but damn was Danny beginning get a little nauseous. After idle chitchat, they’re on the second floor and Dick’s off to the gym.

Of course, the little brother that Danny barely hears about shows. Damian. That kid had his ghost sense rising but it stayed at the base of his throat, which was not a good sensation. The kid walks closer to spit some comment at Tim but Danny turns and fakes a cough just so he can hold a hand over his nose. He keeps it over with the excuse of “I needs to wash my hand.” The kid, thankfully antisocial, leaves and they actually spend time on the project.

When they go down to the kitchen for a mid-afternoon coffee break—Danny is reminded why he’s friends with Tim—they bump into the face of the house: Bruce Wayne.

Danny’s ghost sense is pounding at his teeth, begging to get out. He actually starts to feel light-headed. All he can think is how the calm, turtleneck-wearing man in front of him should definitely not be alive in any shape or form.

He wobbles a little and Bruce grabs his arm to stop his descent to the floor. Bad move. Danny flinches out of the grip and takes fearful steps back. It wasn’t only the scent anymore but the callous fingers that imprint pain.

He’s dealt with death before. Ghosts and raw ectoplasm and brimming graveyards. But it was always when he was Phantom. His human side? A little more sensitive when it came to houses that reeked more than the morgue.

Danny tries to leave then and there, wanting to wash off the death house and suggest to Tim they only meet up at his apartment from then on. Tim tries to apologize to Danny for his family and if Bruce offended him anyway by touching him. Bruce is watching without a clue of what is happening. Bruce does the only thing that his mother taught him when it came to helping panicky people: invite them to dinner.

Danny throws up a little in his mouth imagining eating with this family.

Now the crème de la crème is Jason Todd walking in that very second, announcing he’s out of food and he’s spending dinner there. Bruce hisses out that they have a very distressed guest right now to Jason.

The ghost sense (finally) leaves Danny’s mouth like an itch waiting to be scratched. He almost relaxes. Then he makes eye contact with the should-be-dead brother and it starts to make sense. There’s a shining green behind those eyes and the white whiff doesn’t look like a weird fashion choice. He can see the cogs within the other man’s making the same connection he currently had.

“Who sent you?” Jason growls.

Danny ignores the question and turns to Tim. “What the fuck is your family, dude?” And seeing as Jason definitely knows, he spills his real thoughts. “Has everyone here died or something?”

It’s a tense few moments. It’s within that time that he realizes he most definitely won’t be leaving the Manor until much, much later.

Ancients, Clockwork so owes him for whatever bullshit this timeline is on.

BEHOLD A MAN!

inspo from that one tumblr post talking abt diogenes barging into academy with a chicken (and also bc i keep seeing chicken grian everywhere)

benchtrio hands :)

shoutout to @arzuera‘s fic Robin’s Egg 

Okay- Okay- So, a couple of days after Security Breach came out some pals and I hopped on VRchat to goof around in the new avatars.

We went to Sun’s daycare and quickly had the big brain idea to stack the cylinder thingies and put lil ol me on top. The highest we got up to was 5. When I got up there I was just vibin until the tower started to fall. Now, if you know VRchat, you know that grabbing the center of that tower was a horrible idea. It sent me and the rest of the tower FLYING XD

And man, I tell ya. I completely lost my composure at that one point of our hang out. The three of us could not stop LAUGHING for like 15 minutes over my friend goin “where’s thE CHiLD??” I cant convey how funny it looked and sounded in this comic but I tried XD The first thing I said after I could breathe again was “Man,,, friggin,, I gotta draw this dude, that’d be so funny” XD

Also bonus:

Me literally losing it on my way back from having the tower sneeze and yeeting my soul in the other direction. As soon as I explained what I saw the other two lost it as well XD