“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, American Dragon: Jake Long Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Randy Cunningham & Danny Fenton & Jake Long Characters: Randy Cunningham, Danny Phantom - Character, Jake Long Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, ghostly psychology, Dragon Psychology, minor mentions of blood, the Nomicon’s just There tm, Ghostly Obsession, First Aid, Platonic Cuddling, Randy doesn’t understand but he’s vv supportive anyways, gotta love your half-human friends and support them in all their endeavors, no beta we die like danny Summary:
Randy didn’t know what the big deal was. Really, it was just a head injury. They always look way worse than they actually are, you know! He’s the Ninja - it comes with the job. But then again, he supposed if he had a Ghostly Obsession like Protection (or if he was in charge of the entire Magical World in North America), he wouldn’t exactly listen to logic if his friend was hurt, either.
(Randy takes a not-so-friendly hit to the head during a battle. He learns the hard way what a Ghost’s Obsession and Dragon’s Possessiveness looks like as a result.)
Read the recent chapter of The Boy King and The Dark Knights by @imjustkindaherelove It made me wanna draw them hugging.. AND I ended up really like the sketch LOL I need to doodle other fanfics I like too. eoe I need to do a lot... ANYWHO so there's this.
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Danny Phantom Fanfic Recs
Okay, these are all either multi-chapter fics, or series that contain multiple connected one-shots. A separate list for singular one-shots will go up sometime later. I’m not tagging anyone because I’m not sure if some authors even have a Tumblr.
Completed fics are marked with 👻, and in-progress fics are marked with ❌
Keep in mind that these are in no particular order of interest, just whichever ones I strongly recommend as I go back through my reading history. All of these are T at the most, and if there is an M somewhere it’s probably for violence or graphic-ness.
(we are) the fault line by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid 👻 - Slow burn found family with Vlad regretting past decisions and getting more depth than just “mwahaha I’m going to turn you into the perfect son!!!!” Also Danny speaks in like, two chapters toward the end, and I think that’s quite a bold move to have the quip-dealer so quiet.
Shivers by JadeNoRyuu 👻 - There’s follow-ups, but the main story is really interesting. I also don’t know if the writer’s first language is English, but that makes it even more commendable.
Epiphany by TorScrawls 👻 - Maddie and Jack get character development, and that makes Danny panic lol. There are separate epilogues.
Broken Ectoplasm by ghostanimal 👻 - Very nice story, more Parental Angst, and Danny is incapable of speech for almost all of it. Jack realizes how much of an ass Vlad is without Vlad knowing.
Bitter by thatgirl_youknowtheone ❌ - Vlad fucking poisons Jack at the man’s own b-day party. Jack does not realize he is dead, angst ensues when Danny tells him.
Temper Tantrums by attu 👻 - Lore for my girl Dorathea! Also Danny gets to be a dragon!
Mortified by Marsalias ❌ - Honestly if you haven’t read some of this one yet, go. Read it. Edit: It is very long chapter-wise (over 230), but the chapters are a bit short.
Three note chords (series) by Hazama_d20 👻 (series is marked as incomplete, but all uploaded fics are completed) - Ember wants to spend a day in Amity, Danny needs help with a talent show. ~Can I make it any more obvious~
Half Dead Phoenix by SilkNettle ❌ - Trelawney shenanigans. Danny is confused, but he’s not gonna complain about the people giving him a bed. Danny cannot use a wand.
Ghost Kings and Gotham Bats by BlueGhostCardinal ❌ - Ghost King Danny, obviously, but he finds out in an interesting way. Also has Bad Parents Jack/Maddie, so watch out for that.
Weirdward by DarkNymfa 👻 - The OotP needs help, and Muggle ghosts are very strange. Danny can use a wand.
Darcy and the Phantom (Link to first fic, but it is part of a series) by Honyasbookshelf 👻 (series is incomplete, this one is completed) - Danny is sleep-deprived and Darcy carries a taser. Jane is also Danny’s astrophysics hero.
Summoned King AU (series) by Enigmaris ❌ - HYDRA summonings, but he’s in human form every time. The Avengers help him out until Loki tags along and Knows immediately.
Ghost in the NYC (series) by ASharksReadingGlasses 👻 - While I love good parents Jack and Maddie, this one just has Good Dad Jack and Questionable Logic Maddie. Also Spidey and the OG DP, aka Deadpool, accidentally-on-purpose-kinda-sorta adopt him. NOW COMPLETE WITH BONUS EPISODES TO COME!!!
Icebound by Pandemi 👻 - Very neat Justice League fic, I love the premise of Flash fighting… well, just read it.
The Ghost of Heroes by Enigmaris 👻 - MCU crossover. This is in the same vein as Mortified for me. If you haven’t read it, GO READ IT.
Whirlwind, Reflections, and Mirrored by Lynse 👻👻👻 - All involve different parts of the Secret Trio (Danny Phantom, Jake Long, and Randy Cunningham), but Whirlwind throws Chat Noir in there for spice.
Legless on Maim by GothMoth 👻 - This one is mostly for the sake of “hey, that doctor in Venom is named Dan! Let’s have fun with that.” It’s also got ridiculously long chapters, but I don’t really mind so this is more a warning for anyone who frequently says, “Just one more chapter.” Honestly, you’re probably going to see a lot of GothMoth on the one-shot list. I love the memes.
Phantom City by inukagome15 👻 - Teen Titans crossover. I guess more light-hearted? Still dealing with Dan Trauma, but… someone helps. It’s great. :)
Family and Friends by lauraeb5 👻 - Ah, immortal Danny. Who makes friends with a much-loved winter spirit of fun! And angst happens later! >:3c
Recognized by AgentIanLegend 👻 - IDENTITY SHENANIGANS WITH ROBIN!! Seriously, I had to take breaks to be like, “okay who’s who? What happened? What’s happening?” And BAM (Bad Ass Mother) Maddie!!!!
benchtrio hands :)
Some memes I made for ch 1 of If You Give A Bat A Burger 😊😊😊
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
welcome to the Give Your Hidden Identities A Hidden Identity hijinks bonanza! a danny phantom no one knows AU featuring lots of silliness and maybe sometimes a little angst, focusing primarily on the newfound friendship between Phantom, Tucker, Sam... and Fenton.
this AU begins when the main trio are 15, at the start of their sophomore year of high school. After a lonely year of ups and downs since becoming Phantom, Danny meets Sam and Tuck for the first time while stuck in ghost mode... trying, and failing, to fly under the radar.
Undercover Phantom AU on Ao3
Everything is tagged Undercover Phantom AU
Comics are tagged Undercover Comics
Asks are tagged Undercover Asks
Posts by others are tagged Others Undercover
Below the cut is a compilation of core content (comics, ficlets, and text posts), in roughly chronological order! there's tons more in the tags, and I will do my best to keep this post up to date.
Updated: 06/17/22
Chapter 1: Danien [Ao3]
Vlad’s newest bit of tech revokes Danny’s ability to shift out of ghost mode, and he subsequently makes some new friends.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Bonus
Chapter 2: Morbid Antisocial Youth [Ao3]
Not long after Sam and Tucker befriend Phantom, the opportunity to hang out like normal teens presents itself! obviously everything is gonna go fine, and everyone is gonna have tons of fun (●ˇ∀ˇ●)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6
Chapter 3: Fall Nights
Sam, Tucker and Phantom hang out, and get to know each other better.
Laugh | Full Moon [Ao3] | Trick-or-Treat!
Chapter 4: That Fenton Kid [Ao3]
Amity Park is not a big town. Sooner or later, Danny is going to have to face Sam and Tucker—Phantom's new friends—as... well, himself.
His plan? Avoid that at all costs.
His success rate? Miserable.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Chapter 5: Aftershow [Ao3]
In a small-ish town like Amity Park, and an even smaller school like Casper High, word got around that year, carried in undertones, about The Time That Fenton Kid Ran Away.
(If Danny spent his first year as Phantom alone... if he didn't know Sam and Tucker when Circus Gothica came to town... what happened?)
Aftershow | Extras & Freakshow's potential return
Chapter 6: Doppelgänger [Ao3]
His parents' upgrade to the Fenton Catcher couldn't have come at a better time; Sam and Tucker have really started to get on his case—both his cases—about how Fenton and Phantom should finally meet. And... so far, so good!
...or not.
Cover | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6
An Undercover AU Primer (+bonus comic)
Y'all wanted Angst? Y'all Got Angst
How did Danny get his powers?
Sam and Tucker begin to theorize about how Phantom passed away...
...and begin to make some connections between Phantom and Fenton (and test a theory)
More about Sam & Tuck: 1
More about Jazz: 1 | 2
Identity Crisis
Danny's identity slip ups | ...and Sam & Tucker's
Dash is a disaster bi
Everlasting Trio + Two Hands | Everlasting Trio Tag (primarily post-main series)
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