Mfmndnfm Kyle Spencer Brainrot

can you do evans reacting to you giving them head unprovoked lol

𝜗ϱ ┆ GIVING (UNSOLICITED) HEAD .ᐟ

── THE EVANs ‧ h e a d c a n o n s ೃ࿐

ft. tate ‧ kit ‧ kyle ‧ jimmy ‧ james ‧ kai ‧ austin ‧ peter ‧ warren ‧ colin

⟣ TAGS ‧ NSFW | f! reader | mdni

a/n: cackling at this rn… thx anon

⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍.

a devious smirk would appear on his face

because this is basically one of his (many) fantasies coming true

plus he’s like horny all the time

a whimperer and a moaner. everyone in the house would know that he’s getting head

⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.

needs a bit convincing (scared of getting caught— whether it’s by the orderlies in briarcliff or the kids in the house)

there’s a bit of hesitation at first

don’t get me wrong, he loves the feeling of your pretty lips wrapped around his dick

it’s just that Kit is more of a giver than a receiver (aww)

would definitely offer to return the favour after you’ve pleasured him

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

if you’re intoxicated at a party and offered him, he’d definitely refuse

even if he’s your boyfriend

he’d switch from party animal mode to protective mode and look after you

steering you clear from doing anything you’ll regret afterwards

e.g offering random guys blowjobs because he knows his frat brothers don’t have morals or common decency

⟢ franken .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

would happily accept it

and who can blame him?

⟢ 𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆.

would stare at you with almost a comical expression of confusion

but he’s not gonna pass on a free bj from a pretty girl like you

real sweet afterwards. helping you clean up, giving you a glass of water etc.

would return the favour. he really knows how to please a lady with his hands ;)

⟢ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇.

would be mortified at your wanton behaviour

maybe if he’d just finished murdering someone and you offered him head, James would happily accept

but under most circumstances, he couldn’t approve of your “unladylike” behaviour (as if murder is socially acceptable… this man has double standards.)

“you little minx…”

expect to be punished later lol

⟢ cult leader .ᐟ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.

surprised but wouldn’t show it

would take it as his due

takes great pleasure in gagging you with his cock while calling you a slut

it’ll become a regular occurrence, where he’d expect blowjobs from you wherever and whenever

not that he cares if his followers see

⟢ 𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒.

would accept in a heartbeat

moans like a total slut on the couch

he’d be very vocal and talk dirty

tells you that you have world-class, olympian level mouth game

⟢ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐊𝐀.

are you fucking kidding? hell yeah

a whore for sloppy head

grunts and groans

might be unintentionally rough and grab your hair

makes up for it by getting high with you and probably more sex

⟢ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅.

he’d laugh it off, thinking that you weren’t being serious

but when you’ve made it clear that you were serious, he’d be a flustered mess

really sensitive

whiney and fidgety

⟢ 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍 𝐙𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋.

his face would blush fifty shades of red

palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

tries to maintain a somewhat calm facade but he’s a total mess

would instinctively place his hand on the back of you head then wonder if that made him seem too dominating or eager

would be at a loss of words

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literal husband material

I saw that you were accepting requests and I was wondering if you could write something about best friends’ dads!marauders x reader or something like that?

If not, I completely understand! <3

i've never written bestfriends!dads before so i hope you enjoy it! i didn't know if you wanted me to include peter but the majority of marauders fics leave out peter and i think this concept works better without him. <3

there was a lot of great things about being harry potter's best friend, one of those things happens to be getting to spend time with his hot dad james, completely off limits dad. that doesn't stop you from thinking about how charming he is though.

you've seen photos of james when he were younger and harry is a spitting image of him. now with age he's changed in all the best ways, his hair less messy, neater with slightly having the appearance of being slicked back and with thicker frame glasses. a distinction between him and harry, both younger and older is his build, james being more built with broader shoulders and more muscular.

he's kind and considerate and always calls you 'sweetheart' making you flush and every time leaves you wide eyed. you've never heard him call anyone else sweetheart so it's always leaving you feeling bashful.

james tells you that you can come and visit and stay whenever you want and you're always welcome so whenever you spend time at harry's you also end up seeing his two godfathers who also spend a lot of time there. whenever that happens you are rather reluctant to leave the house, not just enjoying all the company that they deliver but also how attractive they are, just like james.

remus somehow always memorising you. like when he rolls his sleeves up so you can see his arms or how you swear you sometimes see in the corner of your eye glimpses of him looking at your lips while you're talking. his jumpers and cardigans always looking so comfortable and soft, you wonder what they'd look like on you. you think about his sandy hair that covers his eyes and his beautiful hazel eyes that crinkle when he smiles and how he always looks tired and how you'd happily let him rest and sleep on you. he never talks about his work but it must be pretty rough for him to constantly look so tired.

sirius is ruggedly handsome always leaning against walls instead of sitting down, even when a seat is available. leaving you watching longer than you should as you watch his pose and see him stretching causing his tshirt to rise, exposing a bit of his torso. he has his long jet black hair which now has streaks of grey that he constantly runs his hands through.

you're going back into the living room, where everyone is, after you went to the kitchen to get a glass of cold water due to the heat and see sirius moving in a way that momentarily makes you freeze.

"you alright doll?" sirius smirks at you after spotting you. you nod but are unable to stop shifting side to side nervously after being caught, causing him to raise his eyebrow, looking amused as he chuckles at you.

this is the first time any of them has addressed your behaviour towards them but they have all noticed your longing looks and shy glances.

they've all been waiting for the moment to make a move and they're starting to lose their patience. you were none the wiser with their intentions, trying to get you alone, away from your friends and away from harry, asking you personal questions and give you special attention.

"you got a boyfriend or girlfriend doll? sirius asked you out of the blue one day, catching you completely off guard.

you splutter and try to answer while james starts speaking. "you're not dating my harry are you sweetheart?"

"what! of course i'm not! we're just friends." you say probably louder than you should, wanting to defend yourself.

you hear someone coming up behind you, "good." remus clasps your shoulders with his hands, slowly rubbing them and making patterns with his thumbs before he moves away and goes to help sirius with the washing up.

fiddling with your fingers you watch them all clear the table and sort out things that needed to be doing in the house with a small dreamy smile on your face.

…girl dinner ୨୧

i could munch on his arms.

Drew Starkey in Bounds (2015).

bf

helppp telling jj you have to go to the bathroom while he’s fingering you and he just doesn’t stop. he’s such a brat

he wants you squirting piss all over his fingers so it’s dribbling onto his wrists. then he’ll make you rock on the damp hand to get yourself off one more time — smirking at the squelching of liquid while mimicking your whines.

“ohh jayj, wan’it so bad,” he mocks, using his free fingers to muzzle your mouth to stop you from retaliating.

8/8/2024

The fag of the day is Paul McCartney!