Nobody:
Not a soul:
Me and my sibling while I'm drawing the Mario Bros for a story I'm writing:
Shout out to @mrmooriecesalty who spent ten minutes making this for me
This shit is too f**kin funny to go unreblogged
Hanzo: So can we trust this contact of yours? McCree: Right now Yeah. Ashe don't like Talon encrochin on her turf. The info will be good. Guard: No weapons beyond this point hand them over. McCree hands over his gun and Hanzo gives his bow. Guard: Now You can- Hanzo: I'm not done yet. (Hanzo proceeds to pull an ungodly number of hiden weapons off of him)
~40 minutes later~
Hanzo, stripped down to his underwear: *taking a needle out of his mouth* Well... that should be the last of them. I think.
Guard: ...please tell me that’s the last of them.
McCree: You just... carry a needle in your mouth at all times?
Hanzo: I take it out when I sleep.
McCree: You kiss me with a goddamn needle in your mouth!?
Hanzo: I’m more than capable of steering your tongue away from it.
McCree: Oh my god—
Guard: I... would really rather not hear this conversation right now. Please tell me that was the last of your weapons.
Hanzo: *adjusting the waistband of his underwear* I might have a kunai hidden—
Guard: you know what? Wherever that kunai is hidden, you can keep it.
It took the two men several months to fully recover and adjust to the fact that they no longer be reckless in their day-to-day lives.
Before it was just the two of them. Now they had a daughter they had to think about.
And their first step was to find a house for her to grow up in. A warm place to call home outside of the military base.
This home turned out to be a little cottage in a nearby town, just far enough that Kaaru could wake up and feel like a normal child with normal gay parents.
They tried public schools but they never were able to quite fit into the community, other parents calling their family an abomination against the Christian faith only to be shut down by Jesse, the cowboy having been raised on Christianity only to find it just as useless as NFTs.
Kaaru tried to have a normal life, a normal childhood. But something always seemed to happen. Something always seemed to come up.
A parent going in the hospital, hearing a voice that wasn’t there, talking to an imaginary friend in her own language until she learned english.
She concerned her parents, making them pull her from public school until she turned 11 and they were no longer qualified to homeschool her.
But her troubles never stopped. They had only just begun.
Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21
I know it's short but it's an end. Until I start the next one! In the meantime, enjoy my fnaf brainrot!
Imma try and hope for 5he best
I made these two :3 one for irl and my persona.
I then adjusted the second one in my drawing app to match the make up and hair gradient my persona regularly has 😅
Might make it my pfp later.
Here’s the link
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Anyone else can hop on too 😊
It is 12:03 AM April 10th.
It's national femboy day.
Y'all knows what that means.
THATS RIGHT! BwL!GR€G-0R¥_79 IN DRESSES.
Kaaru may be stubborn, but she has respect for her parents.
Mccree: (points at hanzo) dis a prince
(points to 76) dis a teach
(points to Reaper) dis a dad
(points to ashe) dis a snake
(points to Genji) dis a duke
(points to himself) Disappointment
Hanzo: NO!
(Someone who has talent please draw this.)
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