The Contrabass Saxophone Is Such An Absurd Instrument

The silence that only you know

I can't see the end of the horizon... HATSUNE MIKU?

redraw some miku art from last year

o ee uu

“You see Perry the Platypus, since mostly everyone agrees that the world is hers, if I manage to imitate a fraction of that power then surely a fraction of the world would belong to me! Aka the Tri-State Area. Which is why I invented this. Behold! The Miku Miku Beam-inator! Catchy name don’t you think?”

I'm so scared to losing my family 💔💔🥺

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For all kidness people and humanity please consider me as your sister that need a shelter for her husband and baby.

My baby is too little for this bad suffering.

All I need from you is to help us by donating with a little amount of money and if you can't you can share at least 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚨🚨🚨

The money for evacuation is:

$5000 for me

$5000 for my husband

$2500 for my baby

All remaining funds will go to affording Adam’s surgery and helping us survive until we find jobs and start our new life.

You can donate here

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Donate to Help Shada's Family to Rebuild Their Lives In Gaza, organized by Jess Rapoza

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**An Appeal in the Name of Humanity**

My name is Ghada, I am 32 years old, and my life was always filled with dreams and ambitions that I worked hard to achieve. I began my educational journey by studying Public Relations and Advertising in 2013, then I sought to broaden my knowledge and specialized in Primary Education in 2016. As time passed, I realized that technology is the future, so I decided to study Information Technology, believing that knowledge is the strongest weapon to face the harshness and challenges of life.

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• This was my home before the war destroyed it… the place where I felt safe and at peace 🤍.

I live with my father and my younger brother Khaled. Khaled completed his studies in Accounting and used to work with my father in his workshop. My father owned an aluminum manufacturing workshop, and despite the difficulties, our life was relatively stable.But the war left us with nothing

•This is what remains of the home that was once filled with memories and dreams 💔.

In a single moment, everything collapsed. We lost our home, which held all our moments, I lost my university, which was my refuge for achieving my dream, and we lost my father’s workshop, our only source of income. The war forced us to flee from northern Gaza, and we found ourselves in a school in the Al-Zawayda area, trying to adapt to a harsh reality we cannot escape.

• This is how dreams and aspirations are killed without mercy 💔.

This is my younger brother Khaled, who finished his university studies and dreamed of pursuing a master’s degree 💪. But his dream was shattered, just like everything else, when his university was destroyed 🏫💔.

• These are photos of where we live now… nothing resembles what we once had 💔.

•Constant suffering in obtaining the minimum requirements of daily life💔😢😓

Despite all this indescribable suffering, I have not lost hope. I know I must start over, but I cannot do it alone. I want to help my family build a new life and revive the dreams we did not allow the war to erase.❤️

To achieve this, I need your support. I dream of launching a fundraising campaign to help me travel, continue my education, and build a better future for myself and my family 🤍💪.

I believe that life is built with love and hope, and despite all the pain and losses we endure, a person can rise again if they find someone who stands by them and believes in them. My story is not just a story of war and displacement; it is a story of strong will and defying circumstances. I have not given up on my dreams, and I need your help to achieve them.

Your support through donations will be crucial in saving my family from the brink of poverty and death. Every euro you contribute can make a difference in our lives and restore hope to us.

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currently at €1,510/20,000.

only €490 till €2,000.

Please help me and my family get there. 🙏🙏

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The bride and ugly groom.

I saw a bunch of people redrawing this so I had to unleash my inner demons to create this.

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

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