I Don’t Even Know Why I Have This Many

I thought this was the funniest thing- She had no f*cking idea 😂🤣

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Dinner w/ the fam

I just had dinner with my family. This is the aftermath: 3 broken plates, 6 ruined deserts, 1 broken chair, and 4 baths to run. (We had the biggest food fight of the century)

POV: You guys every Time I don’t want to post:

Seriously tho, why do you guys do this?! As long as you follow tho, I will always post. Luv you guys (and gals)

Hello. More Hawks + Tokoyami

Do you want more fluff?? Or maybe some angst?

Second Date

Numbero Uno was a success, got a second… what am I supposed to do?? Give experiences, please

Dr. Bright’s self harm

They had been worried about Dr. Bright lately, and he never helped the mood. Recently the only thing he had been focusing on was work, and everyone in the foundation knew that Dr. Bright liked everything that was NOT work. So yes, they were concerned. “Hey buddy?” Asked dr. Clef. “Yes? You are asking whatever at a bad time. I’m a little busy, Clef.” Dr. Bright said. *so they were right- something’s up with Dr.Bright.* Clef thought worriedly. That’s when he noticed the bandages on his friend’s arm. He quickly snatched his arm and started to undo the bandages. “Hey! Stop!” Dr. Bright said. *He was panicking, not good.* Clef thought. Dr. Bright tried to get away but clef was clearly stronger. Soon enough, the bandages were gone to reveal a scarred arm, full of clear self-harm cuts. “I can explain? …” After this they gave him proper therapy and treatment for the scars. They made sure to check every day to make sure. Because he was worth it, and always will be.

-Hey everyone, sorry for the depressing story, but it was just an idea. Sorry for not posting either, I was super busy with my grandpa coming over. See you next story, and don’t hurt yourself! (On purpose) :p

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Shigaraki Is Stressed (Shigadabi Ship)

.-hi, second fic. Sorry it came out late, was busy yesterday. Hope you follow for more, maybe like? Read on!-

Shigaraki just came back from a long day at work. He had an increase of hero’s in an area, and it was driving him crazy. They were getting closer and closer to the villain hideout, but moving was still underway. ‘I have a lot of work to do…’ Shigaraki thought sadly.

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The League was actually worried about Shigaraki. He was working a lot more than usual, and his working hours tuned into working days really fast. He rarely ever came out of that room. The only time he did come out was to pee, get food, or get more energy drinks. Finally, the lov decided it was time for someone to check on him. “So, who’s going to check on Shigaraki?” Misty man asked. “I’ll do it, I guess.” Dabi replied.

Dabi walked up the stairs to Shigaraki’s room. The door was closed, and he could hear mumbling inside. He knocked. “Hello?” A raspy voice asked as he opened the door. “What are you doing here, Dabi?” As Dabi explained that the league was worried about him, Shigaraki became less and less engaged with his work, until Dabi convinced him to come down for the day. They spent the rest of the night talking and coming up with plans; Together.

Hey you

Yes you. Cheese bot and cyndier. Sorry, I can’t memorize your real usernames, thanks for being here. Even though I post as often as a fly and probably don’t deserve you. I understand that one of you is a bot, but thanks. I will try to post, if not for me, for you. :)

Tokoyami + Hawks Fluff Fanfic!

-hey, you guys really wanted this. I don’t finish things usually, but I will try my best. I might split it into parts, we will see. Have fun and follow for more!- (No Ships)

hawks and Tokoyami had a long shift. There had been a significant crime increase in their area, and it wasn’t going well for the duo. At the start of the day, Hawks and Tokoyami were engaged and energized, but fight after fight they were beaten down a little bit more. As Hawks looked at his intern, he could tell the poor boy needed rest. His eyes were bagged, and he was shaking uncontrollably. Hawks realized that they hadn’t eaten anything since the morning either, and the poor bird must had been starving. He stopped flying over the city to call headquarters. “Hi, I’m stopping for the day, hope that’s alright with you.” After the call was made, he started directing his intern back to his apartment. As they reached his apartment, the little bird asked what they were doing there, as they still had work to do. People to save. *What a pure heart* Hawks thought, happy to have him. He politely asked Tokoyami to sit on the sofa while he prepared a meal. After a bit of back and forth Tokoyami gave up knowing he couldn’t convince his mentor to let him go. Hawks cooked soup and then they sat on the sofa having soup for the rest of the evening before falling asleep on the couch together.

BONUS:

“Hurry up! You will be late for class!” Hawks said, hurrying his intern along. Because of the events of last night, they overslept leading to a rushed morning.

-thanks for reading! Sorry it’s short, if you like there might be a second part. Please help fix mistakes and put in suggestions! Thanks for the support!-