Make The Most Of The Next Two Months

i wanna talk about this shot

Oh look, another heritage post- and still quite terrifying to read.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

It's... June?

Evolution works in mysterious ways

So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

You fool, should have invested in a moat. It's a well known fact that a besieging army cannot swim.

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

Considering I already have a couple trans friends, I don't have much choice but to reblog this.

If another friend or a new friend comes out as trans, then that's what they are and I'm gonna support them. (I'm using them in the general sense here)

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK