The Driliad

grinding your units in FEA so tipping the scales becomes more like:

stop following this blog you butts i thought changing the name would make it clear

follow so-says-mister-stewart instead blugh

alright, who's the wise guy who made one of my old posts popular

I'm going to follow this one instead of your actual one. Cop that mate.

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GUYS.

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.