Maxknightleyunofficial - My Real Blog Is MaxKnightley

we live in the absolute worst cyberpunk future

Man I wish “obnoxious gamer bro” still meant someone with two pairs of sunglasses who skateboarded everywhere but now it just means someone who loves anime porn and neo-nazi propaganda

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

i'm not taking any fucking chances

HEY YOUNG PEOPLE: Stop living your life in a way I don't approve of. Stop not getting married and not having good jobs and living with your parents and not owning cars. None of these cost money you don't have you lazy fucking

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of 

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

*･゜ﾟ･* LoversOfLemonade’s blog giveaway! *･゜ﾟ･*

I’ve been running this amazing blog for a while and up until recently I’ve realized lemonade wasn’t my calling — it’s limeade. i’m  kidding i’m just too lazy to run this blog. fuck limeade

Rules:

Must be following my main blog(shameless self promo)

Must reblog this post to enter, likes do not count

Be active! You will have 2.6k followers who love lemonade to their heart’s content. don’t let ‘em down

I will message the winner and inform them on how to hand this wonderful blog over. Deadline is April 12th so reblog to enter for a chance to win!

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

i hit the russian audio by mistake and they don’t seem to have quite had the budget for a full dub? instead they just had this kind, personable man repeat every line a second after the japanese audio plays.