every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like
Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.
Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.
new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere
here’s a list of monster girls i want to be someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the garbage
real talk I feel like the mcelroy brothers are gonna be immensely influential on the next generation of comedians & comedy writers
I hope, if so, that those folks learn from their willingness to accept feedback & critically evaluate their own material.
mcelroy content is so good tbh
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
If I pause it at the right place I can almost pretend that my blue angel is just wearing some thick blue oven mitts and isn’t suffering at the bottom of the ocean slowly losing her identity
so I heard something about Sans in a skeleton kigu and I just
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
of
I'm not going to follow you back and I only post content here by accident, what the heck are you doing
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