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The spider plant cringed as its owner brought forth the watering can. “I am a spider plant!” it cried indignantly. “How dare you water me before my time! Guards!” it called. “Guards!” Borin, its owner, placed the watering can on the table and looked at it. “You will be watered,” he said. "You do not dare to water me!" laughed the plant. "You will be watered," said Borin. "Do not water me!" wept the plant. "You will be watered," said Borin. I watched this exchange. Truly, I believed the plant would be watered. It was plant, and on Gor it had no rights. Perhaps on Earth, in its permissive society, which distorts the true roles of all beings, which forces both plant and waterer to go unhappy and constrained, which forbids the fulfillment of owner and houseplant, such might not happen. Perhaps there, it would not be watered. But it was on Gor now, and would undoubtedly feel its true place, that of houseplant. It was plant. It would be watered at will. Such is the way with plants. Borin picked up the watering can, and muchly watered the plant. The plant cried out. “No, Master! Do not water me!” The master continued to water the plant. “Please, Master,” begged the plant, “do not water me!” The master continued to water the plant. It was plant. It could be watered at will. The plant sobbed muchly as Borin laid down the watering can. It was not pleased. Too, it was wet. But this did not matter. It was plant. "You have been well watered," said Borin. "Yes," said the plant, "I have been well watered." Of course, it could be watered by its master at will. "I have watered you well," said Borin. "Yes, master," said the plant. "You have watered your plant well. I am plant, and as such I should be watered by my master." The cactus plant next to the spider plant shuddered. It attempted to cover its small form with its small arms and small needles. “I am plant,” it said wonderingly. “I am of Earth, but for the first time, I feel myself truly plantlike. On Earth, I w as able to control my watering. I often scorned those who would water me. But they were weak, and did not see my scorn for what it was, the weak attempt of a small plant to protect itself. Not one of the weak Earth waterers would dare to water a plant if it did not wish it. But on Gor,” it shuddered, “on Gor it is different. Here, those who wish to water will water their plants as they wish. But strangely, I feel myself most plantlike when I am at the mercy of a strong Gorean master, who may water me as he pleases.” "I will now water you," said Borin, the cactus’s Gorean master. The cactus did not resist being watered. Perhaps it was realizing that such watering was its master’s to control. Too, perhaps it knew that this master was far superior to those of Earth, who would not water it if it did not wish to be watered. The cactus’s watering had been finished. The spider plant looked at it. "I have been well watered," it said. "I, too, have been well watered," said the cactus. "My master has watered me well," said the spider plant. "My master, too, has watered me well," said the cactus. "I am to be placed in a hanging basket on the porch," said the spider plant. "I, too, am to be placed in a hanging basket on the porch," said the cactus. "I wish you well," said the spider plant. "I, too, wish you well," said the cactus. "Tal," said the spider plant. "Tal, too," said the cactus. I did not think that the spider plant would object to being watered by its master again. For it realized that it was plant, and that here, unlike on Earth, it was likely to be owned and watered by many masters.

someone asked what the single worst fantasy setting is (via ramielfucker)

I think I somehow got an influx of followers by accidentally offending someone I respect???

why have this fake blog

so when I first made my tumblr account I made a gimmick blog because I didn't expect to use the website for anything else. then I made a sideblog for personal posts and reblogging and so on. then eventually I abandoned the gimmick blog entirely but because of the sunk cost fallacy I did not want to delete my sideblog and move everything over here. needless to say, it's roughly a decade later and it's not like the sunk cost fallacy has gotten weaker in that time. so. this is the state of affairs for ol' maxie

so I heard something about Sans in a skeleton kigu and I just

Show some respect for other cultures, Hylian scum

A long, long time ago when the world was on the verge of being swallowed by shadow the tiny Picori appeared from the sky, bringing the hero of men a sword and a golden light.

Wikipedia, for those not familiar, is the largest online encyclopedia. Think Cracked but with slightly fewer fart jokes. Some people want that. Go figure. Despite being such an influential site, Wikipedia has fewer than 10 percent female editors. That leads to some strange problems. For example: The entries on porn stars and Pokemon are both more extensively detailed than the entries on prominent women. This page on American novelists is divided into “Female American Novelists” (for the women-folk) and “American Novelists” (for the men). They once removed all the female movie directors from their list of horror directors.

Basically, it seems like Wikipedia has some weird problems with regard to gender – so what’s up? Well, I was an editor from shortly after it was founded until just a couple of years ago. I am also a trans woman, and I can tell you exactly what’s up.

Wikipedia Hates Women: 4 Dark Sides of The Site We All Use

I thought somebody cracked the code to, like, fireballs and flying carpets and FLIPENDOOOOOOOOO and shit. Serves me right for getting excited.

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

why am i getting a sudden influx of followers gosh DARN it

Caramelized Vidalia Onion Casserole

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!