I Thought Somebody Cracked The Code To, Like, Fireballs And Flying Carpets And FLIPENDOOOOOOOOO And Shit.

why am i getting a sudden influx of followers gosh DARN it

so i forget which blog is your main blog or like whats the deal

Maxiesatanunofficial is my main blog but due to Reasons I do all my real blogging from maxiesatanofficial. If it were possible to switch primary blog I’d have done so long, long ago.

@support I recognize that this might actually be a pretty tricky problem to solve but if you ever get the chance, help a girl out 👀

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

we live in the absolute worst cyberpunk future

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

i hit the russian audio by mistake and they don’t seem to have quite had the budget for a full dub? instead they just had this kind, personable man repeat every line a second after the japanese audio plays.