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aegon, drunk out of his mind: i don't know who you are, but my brother is going to find you and kill you for kidnapping me aemond, just trying to get him back to his rooms: your brother is definitely going to kill someone.

watched conclave

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

happy new year!

my girls !!!

sometimes you want to relish a special meal, and sometimes you just want to munch on something without really thinking about it.

in the same vein, you will occasionally find yourself starting a book/movie/etc and then immediately have to stop because no, this needs to be savored. but at a later date bc right now u just need media to munch on

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Some Lord of the Rings stationary for SDCC! Featuring cozy Hobbit Hole sticky notes and some Fellowship washi tape 🌱🏔️☁️