The vsh medic lines are so fucking funny
Dell But With Christmas Lights On His Cap
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His entire family was literally dispossessed by the Soviet authorities before the events of TF2 began, and he and they had to go live in the eternally snowy mountains of Siberia, away from repressions and the danger of ending up in the Soviet gulag. It's not only goes for art, but even community cosmetics and his whole picture, as if Misha loves the politics of the country that made his family end up living in wild snows and hunting for bears. PLUS, would he even end up go work for Mann. Co to feed the family if he would actually love USSR so much?
Giants Sleep Too by Anton Shvain
"Meet the Dell" - Original Character Showcase Vol. 1
Born in Bee Cave, Texas in 1940, even as a child young Dell showed signs of unimaginable genius in the fields of engineering, mathematics and physics. A benevolent and good-natured American, but at the same time vengeful and always purposeful on the path of killing his enemy by any means (even if not by his own hands, but by the forces of his ingenious buildings & devices) the specialist immediately came to the attention of the director of Mann.Co in the first place. By that time, Dell was no longer surprised by his work responsibilities and difficulties, having 11 PhD's from a variety of scientific fields & long engineering practice in West Texas mines. If you still think that it is bloody impossible to expect anything serious from this low middle-age man in a silly green cap, who is telling corny dad jokes to cheer up his mates... If you think that you have right to insult an' blaming him for fun: as Dell said by himself once, when pulled up his fully-loaded shotgun in fullfiling rage - "ππ΅π’π³π΅ π±π³π’πΊπͺπ―π¨, π£π°πΊ!". "π π΅π°ππ₯ πΊπ’ π₯π°π―'π΅ π΅π°πΆπ€π© π΅π©π’π΅ π₯π’π³π― π΅π©πͺπ―π¨."
Got a lil self indulgent with this one chat