And You're Fire, But Sweet Hot Coals Beneath My Feet Warm Blood, Body And I Lost It When You Found Me

he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.

Something something werewolf physiology something """advanced healing""" something increased reactions to perceived cellular damage something overactive melanocytes-

Anyway. Freckled Derek - what do we think, chat?

derek: I wish there were a better way to deal with Peter

stiles: There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail

Stiles: "Why are you awake? It's barely morning."

Derek: "Werewolves are naturally attuned to sunrise."

Stiles: "Or you're just old."

Derek: "I'm not old."

Stiles: "Says the guy who groans like a grandpa every time he stands up."

Derek: "You're one smart-ass comment away from me hiding your car keys."

Stiles: "Joke's on you lost them two days ago."

actually i do find it hilarious that Derek was all ‘i’m a real actual werewolf with experience of being a werewolf and i can give you advice about how to be a werewolf because i am a werewolf’ and Scott was like ‘sorry my completely human 16 year old best friend just took a double-dose of adderall and went on an 8 hour wikipedia spree so i think he’s got me covered on the werewolf advice stuff :)’

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

stereotypical sterek fanfiction but stiles is an australian transfer student and incredibly confused why everyone makes such a big deal about being mates

Derek: It doesn't.

Isaac: He's lying.