I Can't Wait For The Splatoon Live Action Movie Adaptation Because I Know There's Gonna Be A Scene Based

Omega, Mask and Headphones are all mutuals on social media but they don't know it. Aloha does, though, so he's just there like

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skull is a maladaptive daydreamer (totally not projecting) and he has at least 5 OCs and an intricate fantasy world that he constantly thinks about (totally not projecting) and he has a bunch of playlists to think about the guys to (totally not projecting) and on long car rides where he’s a passenger he’ll listen to said playlist and disassociate for hours. sometimes he’ll straight up disassociate during battles too and wake up to a won battle and 36 splats he didn’t remember getting because he’s too busy thinking about Bones and Avery, which are totally NOT self inserts of him and aviators (they are)

oh and also he has a tumblr which like every three months he posts the most stunning beautiful art of these OCs and explain nothing. the kind of thing you see where it’s like “idk anything about this but it looks cool as fuck”

the reason for these maladaptive daydreams is partially due to autism and inattentive ADHD and partially due to trauma I won’t explain for now because idk your policies on potentially triggering headcanons

also I lied, 75% of this is projecting

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Oshawott got isekai’d, Tepig became French, therefore Snivy is joining the time travelling mafia in legends: celebi

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I have a love hate relationship with Ekusu’s hair ITS BEAUTIFUL BUT FOR SWORD DRANS SAKE IT TAKES FOREVER TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD

anyways Jaxon/Ekusu fans u get food in a while I’m drawing him right now

things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

hold the smol

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

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I think I've been too nice online. I think a lot of politicians should die and I want the record to show that

Reblog if you'll be keeping the TDP fandom alive with me after s7 release, even if we don't get Arc 3

pink moon.