by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.
“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”
“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”
“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”
“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”
”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”
“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”
“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”
*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”
“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”
“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”
“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”
we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.
also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)
I’m not desperate for the love, but I thought someone else might need it!
reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved
i know that life isn't a race and that everyone does things on their own schedule and that i shouldn't compare myself to other people who haven't lived the same life that i have and overcome the same obstacles i have. BUT
MAMMA MIIIAAAAAA
country roads
let’s-a-go
it’s-a-me
mario
headphones is THE number one vocaloid fan within the coroika universe. why do you think she has her namesake on all the time? to listen to hatsune miku (obviously)
that being said, i think the rest of team blue would like vocaloid too (due to headphones influencing everyone's music tastes) but NOBODY can match her love for vocaloid songs
⭐
I noticed something really REALLY cool about Legends arceus while looking up references, and it's so little, I don't know how many other folks have noticed it!!
The pokedex you get at the beginning of your journey;
Perfect, crisp and brand new! So many pages to fill! Untouched by anyone ever, the first to ever exist! The original pokedex.
But at the end, with a completed pokedex;
The title of the book is all ripped and damaged! It's been through so many surveys and treks out in hisui's wilderness! The edges of the blue cover are faded and dulling, maybe got wet a few times with run ins with outbreaks, being jostled around in a pack exploring around the region. The black binder holding it together after all this time is equally as banged up, probably barely keeping the stuffed pages inside safe and tucked away, but still doing its job.
This is the first ever pokedex, this is the one that began the understanding of pokemon as we know it, bringing humans and pokemon together as friends in the distant future. Before technology advanced and made the pokedex we were first introduced to in Kanto so many years ago.
It's falling apart and has been waterlogged a few times, it's recorded so much and survived raging lords, hordes or pokemon, alphas, an exile, gods of time and space, a banished deity, and faced almighty sinnoh.
And it was written, filled out, carried and protected all this time, by a kid who did their best to help the professor who first met them in Hisui.
And it survived.
Reblog if you'll be keeping the TDP fandom alive with me after s7 release, even if we don't get Arc 3
won't beef with people younger than me because that's embarrassing for me. won't beef with people older than me because that's embarrassing for them. won't beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth
“Twilight is so good with kids” well uh, to be honest he actually just spends his entire game getting hilariously bullied by a merciless gang of small children who have no right to be that savage