ATTENTION READERS AND WRITERS

I made this shrine of Les Misérables.

Daily reminder that history teachers are the funniest people on the planet!!

"He may have lost a hand, but☝️he does have Jesus."

Peak humor.

I am surrounded by lesbians

Why tf is there a popular tag called, "I cannot soberly describe the plot of bmc to you". I mean, you're not wrong, but wtf?!?!

Poll Results for Favorite BMC Song!

Overall, I am very happy with how this poll turned out!

Pitiful Children won, which is so great because it's one of my favorite songs from BMC, (at least top 5, if not top 3!) and it beat another song that I don't really like (I bet you can't guess which one).

The other song was close to beating it at one point, despite starting at 0% (then I made a post about my hate for that song, and the numbers went up. Still not sure if that was to spite me). But now it's tied with Micheal in the Bathroom. HOW?!?! The other song is so annoying while Micheal in the Bathroom is sung by GEORGE SALAZAR! How do they even compete?!?!

Yeah, other than the other song almost winning, it was a great poll!

Thank you all for your very scientific input to this very scientific poll!

Still too ambitious? Wow, you all are so hard to please! 1000 notes to cut my hair and 250 notes to eat sugar for the first time in 6 months. And I'll come out as ace to my parents for 2500.

If I get 2000 notes on this post, I'll cut my hair (just to clarify, my mother will ground me and force me to get a job).

Well, that failed

Bored? Want to read? Want to support people trying to get published?

I have the solution! I finished my second book, and I love it, but literary agents and publishers don't. I'm sure there are lots of people out there with the same problem. So we should share our stories to anyone who wants to read them and offer feedback! If you, like me, have a story you want to share, share a summary and link in the comments, and for people who want to read and share advice, go in the comments and read! Anyone want to try this? I want to read some stories! I will read any shared! This is your chance!

Literally, what is up with Victor Hugo loving the words "enigma" and "chaste"? He bloody described a sword as chaste, and he used the word "enigma" like ten times every chapter. It's okay to have a favorite word, but this is taking it too far.

I'm going to make a fanfic of Cask of the Amontillado and give it to my English teacher as an end-of-the-year gift. Any suggestions? Now, I need to actually go write it instead of scrolling.

Hi! This is my second book I’ve completed! I posted it on AO3 because I can’t seem to get publishers to accept it! If you’d like to read it, please do (but beware, it’s almost 50,000 words, so make time!)! Read the summary if you’re interested!

Chapters: 1/18 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Holocaust, German, Nazi Germany, Auschwitz, AHHH I'M GONNA CRY, i killed them all, Original work - Freeform, Birkenau, No one will bloody publish this, I've been rejected so many times Summary:

It’s August 1944, and thirteen-year-old Jopie Von Der Au is helping her family resist the SS in Nazi-occupied Germany. Alongside her parents, older brother Jozef, and blind sister Anja, Jopie’s world changes when they are taken from their home in Gorlitz and sent on one of the notorious death trains to Auschwitz. Only Jopie, her mother, and Jozef survive, as Anja dies before deportation and Papa dies after arriving. In the horrors of Auschwitz, Jopie forms bonds with new friends, but most people she loves slowly die off. Her eyesight begins to fade as she fights to survive. Here, Birds Don't Dare Whistle is a story of the emotional toll of survival, the struggle to keep hope, the importance of family and friends, and the struggle of the oppressed. Jopie's story offers a unique perspective on the darkest event in human history.