What Would It Be Like If Star Wars Characters Played DnD?

I once spent multiple hours researching Gallium for one line

yeah

My boss: "You seem distracted today."

Me: "I'm fine, don't worry."

My brain: "OK, Scene #237 from a book we probably won't start writing for about five years, Take #4,889,023. Action!"

Me: "Oh God please make it stop."

My boss: "What?"

Me: "What?"

hypothesis: there are main three types of clone trooper. the Average Guy, the Zero Self Preservation Instincts, and the Miserable Wet Bastard Man

so prettyyyyyyyyy

Dolores

I didn’t do the cosplay just for the meme….

Flying to Italy and finding the exact field to recreate the picnic scene was pretty amazing. The costume took me a month to make 😮‍💨 it was so nice to shoot it in THE field!!

Edit: thank you guys SO MUCH for all the love on this cosplay! If you’d like to donate to support future cosplays, I’ve created a ko-fi account here! 💖 donate

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Perhaps if I had written my brilliant idea down when I first had it, instead of waiting to do it later, I wouldn’t be currently struggling to remember that idea

favourite things about first drafts:

square brackets with notes to self mid-line like [does this make sense with worldbuilding?]

ah yes, Main Character and their closest friends, Unnamed Character A and Unnamed Character B.

bullshitting your way through something that you probably definitely need to research later

also square brackets to link up scenes. [scene transition idk] my beloved

the total freedom of word vomits

"I'll fix that later"

the moment when the world and characters start to gain a life of their own

pieces falling into place as you write that you were uncertain about before you started

the accomplishment of Made A Thing

They look terrified.

hanging out with the twins is like babysitting, except u don’t get paid and you’ll probably have to put out two (2) fires, minimum