How To Stop Wanting Something I Can Never Have

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

So crazy that doing stuff you don’t want to do in the moment is actually the key to long-term joy.

Hint

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

they should invent being a girl for boys

by my count I'm at 4 and I've got two fucking years left

Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash: