maybeemayhem

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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

I LOVE MUSIC!!!!!!! RAHHHHHH!!!!!

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

Ranked competitive breast growing for cis men as an esport designed to crack eggs.

The rule is that if you turn out to actually be a trans woman, you're disqualified.

So all the eggs, because everyone who willingly signs up for this is obviously an egg, are constantly playing 5D chess in the Discord trying to get the rest to admit it.

It's like Death Note except instead of a notebook that murders people it's a contrived online competition

Breast Note

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

nice selfie dude this will go hard as a haggard pretransition photo👍

he sure did apply a "love the sinner hate the sin" approach to queer and especially trans people that everyone tried gaslighting you into thinking was radical acceptance

whatever. goad my scarab

what if we kissed on the abandoned dust and disease riddled honeymoon suite bed... in minecraft...

they should make being from california illegal [remembers im highly critical of policing and the law as institutions] we should restructure society so that nobody is from california

Ah yes, the patio tile 4 of red... I think that means you're gonna get sunburnt...

doing divination using the stray 100's and 1000's that fall off someone's fairy bread

Tiny bun

Voice training should be 5 minutes ever that's all you ever need to do and after that your voice is passing forever always, the current setup sucks 4 real

Local woman experiences change in life circumstances that take her from seeing friends every day to seeing them once a week or less, becomes crushingly lonely

more at 11

"but taking hormones will change your body PERMANENTLY"

The last few events I've run for my local queer outreach organisation have had trans people who are new to my city or new to its queer community or both show up and have a good time and say they're happy they came. This gives me tremendous life, I love you forever fellow trans people I'm glad I made an event you enjoyed :)

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

huh weird.

I love you forever chipmunks on 16 speed, you were the soundtrack to my recurring gender crises when I was 19-21 <33333

honestly insane how good the 16 speed chipmunks version of heaven is a place on earth is