Voice Training Should Be 5 Minutes Ever That's All You Ever Need To Do And After That Your Voice Is Passing

Ah yes, the patio tile 4 of red... I think that means you're gonna get sunburnt...

doing divination using the stray 100's and 1000's that fall off someone's fairy bread

HELLO??? LOSING MY MIND???

call me a weiner

I want to give up, but then I tell myself I have to at least give it X more time, and once I've done that, I can decide to give up.

Then X time goes by, and I want to give up, but then I tell myself I have to at least give it X more time, and once I've done that, I can decide to give up.

Then X times goes by, and I want to give up, but then I tell myself I have to at least give it X more time, and once I've done that, I can decide to give up.

And nowhere in this process is there any hope of things actually being okay. I'm dangling a carrot on a stick in front of myself, and I've convinced myself it's actually gold. and I keep marching in the hopes that maybe one day I'll actually want the carrot. The carrot that I'll never catch.

When your only options are to keep going or to give up, how can you do anything but be gutted that those are the only choices you have?

Ranked competitive breast growing for cis men as an esport designed to crack eggs.

The rule is that if you turn out to actually be a trans woman, you're disqualified.

So all the eggs, because everyone who willingly signs up for this is obviously an egg, are constantly playing 5D chess in the Discord trying to get the rest to admit it.

It's like Death Note except instead of a notebook that murders people it's a contrived online competition

Breast Note

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

guess who's embarrassingly proud of learning how to do a dodgy back stitch to patch a seam

it's me, i'm learning basic life skills at 24 lets fucking go

yeah sex is cool but have you ever not been abandoned