They Should Make Being From California Illegal [remembers Im Highly Critical Of Policing And The Law

just shot a gnome

girls love developing debilitating crushes on their friends. it’s one of girls’ favourite pastimes even

listen i get that you want facial feminization surgery so that you can live safely as a woman with less danger of harassment, but have you considered pretending that gender doesn't affect you? i heard that if you pretend really hard it eventually goes away

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

Ah yes, the patio tile 4 of red... I think that means you're gonna get sunburnt...

doing divination using the stray 100's and 1000's that fall off someone's fairy bread

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken