My Favorite Jokes Are About Mispronouncing Philosophers' Names But I'm Afraid It's A Nietzsche Subgenre

he sure did apply a "love the sinner hate the sin" approach to queer and especially trans people that everyone tried gaslighting you into thinking was radical acceptance

girls love developing debilitating crushes on their friends. it’s one of girls’ favourite pastimes even

they should invent a week or maybe a month where nothing stressful happens and ur brain isnt even allowed to think of stressful things and if anything is stressful it explodes and dies painfully

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

i cannot think of anything i want to watch less actually

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

Never forget the reason for the season