They Should Invent A Week Or Maybe A Month Where Nothing Stressful Happens And Ur Brain Isnt Even Allowed

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

"Get out of my yard strange cat."

to all the haters who call his forehead ‘bald’ and ‘moldy’, ummmm…..look at the follicles?!

Tiny bun

can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.

So crazy that doing stuff you don’t want to do in the moment is actually the key to long-term joy.

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual