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to all the haters who call his forehead ‘bald’ and ‘moldy’, ummmm…..look at the follicles?!

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

Tiny bun

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

Every time I feel like absolute shit about never even male failing at 18 months HRT, some smarmy fuck on the internet is like "oh it took me ages to male fail, wasn't until like 8 months and I didn't pass until 12 :( it's probably because I'm so tall, I'm like 5 foot 8" I am going to throttle you into the ground

I am not actually going to throttle anyone into the ground (except myself) but jesus FUCK, 8 years of denial, 2 years of processing, 18 months of HRT just to look like a fucking weirdo? I am going to kill myself for real

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

born to be a modern art hater forced to defend modern art from people who believe art only has value if it's a realistic depiction of something or is pretty, this is such a cross to bear