Maybeemayhem - Welcome To The ?

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

huh weird.

Of all the "Answers" to the Fermi Paradox, I think the one that fills me with the most sorrow is the "Early Bird" answer. Because there is nothing we can do about it.

Our galaxy is still in one of it's earliest generations of stars that could have life bearing planets. So we just got here too fast compared to everyone else. Like a child so eager and excited to rush outside and play with the other kids of the neighborhood...only to find every other house on every street is empty.

god. wow. yeah

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

on some level i am proud of me now but all the youngest versions of me are not. it’s okay though because they don’t know what we went through

Teddy bear blood bag

your life is not an optimization problem

Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual